Best bumper sticker you've seen

[Norm Faustino]

I wanted to chime in with this bumper sticker I saw last night, I thought it was hilarious do you guys have any to share?

"I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather,not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car"

Norm

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78 Super Carrera

[emcon5]

I used to have one on my truck with a picture of Bill & Hillary, with the caption "Dual Airbags"

Tom

[Bill Verburg]

"Im in favor of term limits for all politicians, 1 in office then a second in jail"

[Joe Bob]

Horn Broken, Watch For Finger.

[Norm Faustino]

Here's another good one!

"My car is so slow I have bug splats on the back window"

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78 Super Carrera

[paulhagedorn]

If you can read this, you are too close!

[feelyx]

I always liked....

I smoked pot for a month... one day.
and
Be ALERT!! we need more lerts.

[Clutch]

My favorite is not a sticker at all, there's not much room for stickers on a motorcycle. It is in the form of a tee-shirt. On the back of the tee-shirt it says, "If you can read this the ***** fell off."

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Mike Libbey
77 Targa

[jrdavid68]

I DO work for food.

[pwd72s]

DRIVER CARRIES ONLY $20.00 WORTH OF AMMUNITION

[Mrdi]

My Kid Beats up Honors Students.

[jabb]

Stick the Phone up your A** and Drive !

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• Joe A.
• 84 911 Targa
• 75 914/6 3.0

[Yargk]

A friend gave me this one...

BUSH: THE ONLY DOPE WORTH SHOOTING

Keith
79 930

[kamikazepilot]

"I don't drive fast...... I fly low"

Randy

[island911]

Originally posted by Yargk:
A friend gave me this one...

BUSH: THE ONLY DOPE WORTH SHOOTING

Keith
79 930

huh? is "bush" slang for a drug?

Anyway; on the back of a VW Vanagon or Eurovan: WHO are "THE DEAD" AND WHY ARE THEY FOLLOWING ME?

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island911 '81 SC COUPE

[This message has been edited by island911 (edited 06-25-2001).]

[Tlook]

"He who dies with the most Toys still Dies"

[RarlyL8]

"My son got your honor student pregnant"
"People for the Eating of Tasty Animals"
"Auto protected by Smith & Wesson"

on the back of an old party shirt of mine,
(could work as a 911 bumper sticker as well)
"You ain't havin' fun till you dial 911"

and on the back of my 911,
"My other car is an S10"

[Norm Faustino]

Driver carries no cash, HE'S MARRIED.

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78 Super Carrera

[dtw]

BIG LETTERS: I love animals!
small letters: (They're delicious)

When I was a repo man we had a really nice new F550 tow rig. And on the back it said "We got what it takes to take what you got."


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Dave
1972 911T (E motor) RSR replica project
http://members.nbci.com/dtwinters/garage/

[island911]

Question Authority . . .
Ask me anything.
. . .I'm guessing I saw that on John Walker's car.

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island911 '81 SC COUPE