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acidburn 02-09-2005 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tbsstunta
WWJS

Who Would Jesus Spam?

Maybe three nice eggs over easy and a tastee cup of coffee in about 45 minutes, i love spam, cooked on a plate, yumeeee.

acidburn 02-09-2005 04:01 AM

Do i get a sizeable tax deduction?
Is this where all the super hot white chicks are?

ckcarr 02-09-2005 04:07 AM

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Rapid Dog 02-09-2005 06:18 AM

well then, top o' the mornin' to ya!
 
Fhuck Ghod
Fhuck Jhesus
Fhuck Rheligion
Keep your Dhick in your Phants in Phublic Ahsshole!
Who posted this SHiyt?
Ihf we can fhindout where it Cham from
Whe shiould ahttack THat Fhorum.
Lhittle Chocksuckers...

Shatan
:mad: :mad: :mad:

motoyoyo 02-09-2005 06:37 AM

Hmm, could this be our newest spammer...?

AFriend Profile

Highlander179 02-09-2005 07:22 AM

Thank you Jebus, for guiding me
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Skippy 02-09-2005 07:51 AM

Your all gonna go to hell when you die...

shannonnunley 02-09-2005 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Skippy
Your all gonna go to hell when you die...
http://www.advrider.com/forums/images/smilies/nod.gif

http://velvtride.smugmug.com/photos/15520158-M-1.jpg

I'm two for three.

Rapid Dog 02-09-2005 07:57 AM

I'm already there.

John Lyon 02-09-2005 08:04 AM

Roger, please delete this mess. 397 views in one day - think AFriend touched a nerve.

Rapid Dog 02-09-2005 08:09 AM

hmmm...
a nerve...
the nerve of whom?..
let's see...
oh I don't know...
could it be the nerve of...

SATAN?

:eek:

Skippy 02-09-2005 08:11 AM

I'm sure I'm gonna see you there Shannon and Rapid Dog.First drink's on me.

itchybro 02-09-2005 08:12 AM

Quote:

I'm two for three. [/B]
Dude, you bring me joy and hope!

(and coffe in nostrils!)

ckcarr 02-09-2005 08:12 AM

Other than the profanity on a PG board why delete? Its kind of entertaining once you're past the first post.

BoxerRep53 02-09-2005 08:50 AM

Just got one thing to say.......



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Oh..yeah....I'm goin to hell :D

tbsstunta 02-09-2005 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ckcarr
Interesting biography of Vlad here. I couldn't stop reading!

Vlad the Impaler

A goth friend of mine had a Chevy Impala he named Vlad.

WINTER1100S 02-09-2005 09:10 AM

POPULAR GUY:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?threadid=204852&perpage=20&pagenumb er=2

BoxerRep53 02-09-2005 09:12 AM

Guess I better start talking to Jesus....hold on sec....

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Ok..I feel better

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RC51DRAG 02-09-2005 09:51 AM

Christians aren't better, they're just forgiven.

Bill Hicks, RIP

Rapid Dog 02-09-2005 10:11 AM

A Prayer for Fergiveness...
 
oh, well in that case, forgive me, er, please excuse my outburst,
I blew up Big Guy er, Father, Padre, uh, Sir...whatever, oops!
Ya see, I had my Income Taxes done last night and, well, I got raped by the Bushians...um, your diciple dude again,
so I must have been really really mad:mad: and, well I just wanna 'poligize.
er sumpin'....:rolleyes:

AMen


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