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yetidave 02-09-2005 01:39 PM

Re: what me worry?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Rapid Dog
Solar Flares And Dolphin Blood Bath:eek: :eek: :eek:
Read the "I must confess a few things" thread. :rolleyes: Troubled kid seeks help from freakshow. Freakshow advises troubled kid to stop punching the munchkin and everything will be fine.

Rapid Dog 02-09-2005 01:42 PM

stop evrything
stand vewy still
don't even breath
think only clean thoughts
now kiss your arse g'bye...

ErricZ 02-09-2005 01:44 PM

Dude, they are downright SCARY over on that place. It's like the NeoCons in power who are trying to bring about Revalations because they "believe" so strongly.

Impeach Bush!

yetidave 02-09-2005 01:45 PM

I tried to start a thread there, but their mods preview all topics. A$$hats can spam us but we cant spam them. I guess thats about right. :rolleyes:

Rapid Dog 02-09-2005 01:46 PM

no yeti, it's because THEY're right...

yetidave 02-09-2005 01:48 PM

Here's a passage from one thread I just scanned. Its in regard to a recent event in Ohio where one of the rivers briefly turned red.

"I remember a Bible code where OHIO mentioned, DEATH FROM OHIO was encoded in with DESTRUCTION OF AMERICA.... is OHIO now God's testing ground on which direction people choose to take this country ... the place where people decide as a nation where they stand with GOD? It seems like it to me and the red river a sign that there will be judgement based on the decision comming out of OHIO....just a thought.....the Christian protesters, the fight for the presidency, the plan to blow up an OHIO mall, it's all happening here...."

Freaks.

JonyRR 02-09-2005 01:57 PM

extremists of any stripe are dangerous.
The extreme right, who want to force thier version of thier religion down my throat while pounding thier bible in one hand and thier meat in the other...can kiss my azz.
The extreme left, who want to render all religion illegal and remove from me any means to defend myself whilst pandering to the politically-correct-movement-of-the-moment...can kiss my azz.
The one extreme movement I can appreciate and understand...is the movement to extreme.....hangtime....those MX'r kids and thier arials...seatgrab superman, 360 degree flips while doing a 150-foot-long jump...now there's extremisim I can appreciate.

Rapid Dog 02-09-2005 02:16 PM

Amen Brother Jony.

Oh by the way, I'll be in church this Sunday...

JonyRR 02-09-2005 02:20 PM

Yeah, me too...depending on the weather, it'll either be the church of the holy berm, attended by me the high priest of nitromethane and the KTM acoylites, or the tabernacle of the holy curve, attended by the Michelen Mullahs...

Rapid Dog 02-09-2005 02:24 PM

I'l be leading my Flock over the Mountains of the Holy Crest...believers and non-believers alike.

Moses Dog

ckcarr 02-09-2005 02:37 PM

The fun continues here too! :rolleyes:

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Rapid Dog 02-09-2005 02:51 PM

now that's what I'm talkin' about...
 
Jeff Higgins
Senior Member

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Lynnwood, WA USA
Posts: 335


Not again. As a Christian, seeing this kind of stuff here probably pisses me off more than most. If the rest of you want to fire up the age old tradition of feeding Christians to the lions, I've got a pretty good idea where to start. You'll probably even get some of us to help.

__________

SmileWavy SmileWavy SmileWavy

bradzdotcom 02-09-2005 02:51 PM

hey, not to disturb your train wreck of a thread here, but that original spam is what's called "viral marketing".
it's kinda new and so far ain't working so great.
then again, that's never stopped a spammer before.
.......brad

Mr. Deltoid 02-09-2005 03:26 PM

ErricZ you aright about those NUTTY NEOCONS.James Watt under Reagan made a comment about nature conservation being "useless" because Jesus will return soon!!I will try to find the exact quote and post it later.This Jesus and Allah business may be funny in this situation, thanks to the holy roller who made the first post,but folks we have MENTALLY ILL people running the show in D.C.They are hell bent on creating an enviroment favorable for there "Armageddon".And they are doing a pretty good job at the moment.If it happens will it be God?Doubtful.Just a bunch of sheeple led to the slaughter by the fundamentalist fanatics-Christians AND Muslims:(

John Lyon 02-09-2005 03:43 PM

So Brad, using a "viral" they can automatically register, log-in and post on a large-scale basis? Do you suppose the Guzzi board got the same message??

acidburn 02-09-2005 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shannonnunley
who gave this thread a star???
Snick-snick. http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/.../crucified.gif

ckcarr 02-09-2005 04:35 PM

Do you prefer Sin-thetic religion or oiled-style religion?

tominator 02-09-2005 04:39 PM

Did someone say Freak Show?

HELLO!
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1107999583.jpg

Amen!

Mr. Deltoid 02-09-2005 04:50 PM

Holy Juggs Batman!!Superman is really MILKING it for all its worth;)

bradzdotcom 02-09-2005 05:10 PM

john: google "mandyC19" and jessica simpson --you can read all about the viral marketing campaign that her PR people did.

it's the same thing this bozo did at the top of this thread.
...brad


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