Have you ever wondered how close you've come on this forum...
 

...to being BANNED?

Or how about just disciplined? ;)

I have to assume that, except in the most egregious instances, you'd get warnings before being banned.

I have no warnings yet, and if I made it through this last election season w/o getting banned, I feel pretty safe ... not quite "tenured university prof that can only be fired for rape* in the classroom, during class time" safe, but pretty safe.

JP

*EDIT -- I'd initially written "sodomy" instead of rape, but I imagine that at some UC "schools", sodomy would be OK.

i have had posts edited by z but never got a warning.

that hole jp speaks of is an exit, not an entrance.

I actually thought of getting a tattoo on my a$$ that said "Exit Only"!

I've been scolded by Z before, and once I calmed down I realized that he was right.

Why do you ask, dd? Have a close call or something :p

Nah. I just felt like starting a really long thread. I haven't done that in a while... :D

Dunno whether it's my longevity here or not, but I have yet to get even a warning. Truth is, I believe it's not because I didn't deserve one once or twice.

Yeah, I've wondered, at times, how close to the edge I'm treading.

This guy is sitting at a bar talking to a hooker. He asks her, "Ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

"No, but I've had my tits squeezed pretty hard." :cool:

could've been close
 

I posted a gruesome picture once but removed it prior to being chastised officially.Frequently my A.D.D. kicks in and I do things just to see what will happenhttp://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/flaming.gif

If I'm on this Board...YOUR ALL SAFE.....

I lasted 10 minutes on the Ferrari Board before they Banned me...

I have been suspended twice on the Early Registry Board

I have been admonished so many times on the Registry that I have lost count

I believe I have been threatened with Bannishment on this Board...early on....

I have been admonished I think twice here...early on

Now I am as tame as one of Siegfried & Roys little Puddys on a leash.....

You've been admonished WAY more than twice here, tabs. Each of us has admonished you several times. Heck, if there was an Admonishment Hall of Fame, the annual grand prize would be called the Tabs Award. It would look like a shrimp, or maybe a prime rib.

We are talking about the Management admonishing me.....he11 if the R Gruppe had their way I would been burned at the stake years ago....

he11 if the R Gruppe had their way I would been burned at the stake years ago....

Then the Master Buffeter would've become a buffet for those R Gruppe cannibals; oh the irony! :D

JP

baddam chinnng! :D

but seriously folks...

not even an admonishment. I consider myself lucky, as I do not think that not having been taken to task by the powers-that-be makes any of my earlier diatribes acceptable. on the contrary, I just consider it having had the opportunity to learn for myself when enough is enough

I was just trying to say that I've had my tits squeezed pretty hard a couple of times here, but no banning so far. :cool:

I figgered ;)

but I liked the joke too

A lady at a Wal-Mart customer service desk, trying to return a sale item was told she couldnt return it. She threw her arms in the air, screaming: "Pinch my nipples". The clerk tried to expalin again, no return, no exchange. Again, the threw her arms in the air, screaming "Pinch my nipples!". This is drawing a crowd, of course, so the clerk called the manager. The manager explained. Again, arms in the air: "PINCH MY NIPPLES!". The manager asked why she was screaming this..."Simple", she replied. "I like to have my nipples pinched when I'm being screwed."

Never piss on the Fire or PD....you won't hear the end of it....

lol, i'm going to use that sometime :D

wrong button

Hmm - all this talk of banning... it seems to me it's very 'Shi-Shi' to be banned.

So....as a mod, how would I get banned?!? :eek:

-Z.

ordain me and find out, my friend :D

Oh.... Z-man would be so banned!

You wanna start something, make a comment about an ex wife and how she was found face down somewhere! Now that will start something.:eek:

I know I've never even come close here.

I was, however, banned for life from a Mercedes board!

Which was funny, because it wasn't for any personal attacks, vulgarities, etc., but instead for making fun of certain CARS!

This picture that I made and used as my signature was the last straw - drove certain people absolutely bonkers!


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1108588862.jpg

It was sophomoric, but I must admit it was really funny, and fun.

I just make fun of a certain gruppe and their cars.....

So you're a member of the Robert Blake board, huh? :D

Who knew that Blake was so damn funny?? What a frikkin' moron. :D

Careful... O.J. will ban you from blakeboards.com for that kind of smut. :D

Have you ever been to Vitteli's (sp?), where little "Mickey" did the deed? Maybe it was the food that pissed him off and made him put a bullet in his wife's head.

If you think it may have been the food then you really haven't been following the story very close have you.
Dennis......I don't know if it was arrogance or stupidity but it was sure the epitome. Not that she didn't earn it but what ever made him think that he'd get away with it? After O.J. and a million other cases of spousal homicide the husband is usually the FIRST suspect.

Dude, it's been covered ad nauseam here http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/206808-should-z-man-banned-threatening.html

Don't make come over there.:D

Actually, I haven't. To me it's just another local saga.

Are you getting bored with it all? I know I am. First O.J. then Kolby, Jackson. Peterson, Blake.
I'll be the first to agree that the wrongfull loss of life is tragic but I'm getting so fed up with the bull***** that I just don't want to hear any more of it.
Whether Blake shot that pig or not doesn't affect my life enough to make me want to come home everynight tune into the local news and hear nothing new about what we will NEVER really know the TRUTH about.

How does all this Blake stuff relate to being banned from the P Head Board? Pray tell?

tabs don't you see? it doesn't have anything to do with being banned on this board.

The kidneys. Won't anyone think of the kidneys?

Kidney Bingo.

I'm Board