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Have you ever wondered how close you've come on this forum...

...to being BANNED?

Or how about just disciplined?

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Old 02-15-2005, 08:56 AM
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I have to assume that, except in the most egregious instances, you'd get warnings before being banned.

I have no warnings yet, and if I made it through this last election season w/o getting banned, I feel pretty safe ... not quite "tenured university prof that can only be fired for rape* in the classroom, during class time" safe, but pretty safe.

JP

*EDIT -- I'd initially written "sodomy" instead of rape, but I imagine that at some UC "schools", sodomy would be OK.
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Old 02-15-2005, 09:01 AM
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i have had posts edited by z but never got a warning.

that hole jp speaks of is an exit, not an entrance.
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Old 02-15-2005, 10:13 AM
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ithat hole jp speaks of is an exit, not an entrance.
I actually thought of getting a tattoo on my a$$ that said "Exit Only"!
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Old 02-15-2005, 10:47 AM
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I've been scolded by Z before, and once I calmed down I realized that he was right.
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Old 02-15-2005, 11:00 AM
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Why do you ask, dd? Have a close call or something
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Old 02-15-2005, 11:01 AM
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Why do you ask, dd? Have a close call or something
Nah. I just felt like starting a really long thread. I haven't done that in a while...
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Old 02-15-2005, 11:08 AM
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Dunno whether it's my longevity here or not, but I have yet to get even a warning. Truth is, I believe it's not because I didn't deserve one once or twice.

Yeah, I've wondered, at times, how close to the edge I'm treading.
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Old 02-15-2005, 11:12 AM
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This guy is sitting at a bar talking to a hooker. He asks her, "Ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

"No, but I've had my tits squeezed pretty hard."
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Old 02-15-2005, 11:17 AM
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could've been close

I posted a gruesome picture once but removed it prior to being chastised officially.Frequently my A.D.D. kicks in and I do things just to see what will happen
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Old 02-15-2005, 11:21 AM
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If I'm on this Board...YOUR ALL SAFE.....

I lasted 10 minutes on the Ferrari Board before they Banned me...

I have been suspended twice on the Early Registry Board

I have been admonished so many times on the Registry that I have lost count

I believe I have been threatened with Bannishment on this Board...early on....

I have been admonished I think twice here...early on

Now I am as tame as one of Siegfried & Roys little Puddys on a leash.....
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You've been admonished WAY more than twice here, tabs. Each of us has admonished you several times. Heck, if there was an Admonishment Hall of Fame, the annual grand prize would be called the Tabs Award. It would look like a shrimp, or maybe a prime rib.
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Old 02-15-2005, 11:35 AM
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We are talking about the Management admonishing me.....he11 if the R Gruppe had their way I would been burned at the stake years ago....
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he11 if the R Gruppe had their way I would been burned at the stake years ago....

Then the Master Buffeter would've become a buffet for those R Gruppe cannibals; oh the irony!

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Old 02-15-2005, 11:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by speeder
This guy is sitting at a bar talking to a hooker. He asks her, "Ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

"No, but I've had my tits squeezed pretty hard."
baddam chinnng!

but seriously folks...

not even an admonishment. I consider myself lucky, as I do not think that not having been taken to task by the powers-that-be makes any of my earlier diatribes acceptable. on the contrary, I just consider it having had the opportunity to learn for myself when enough is enough
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I was just trying to say that I've had my tits squeezed pretty hard a couple of times here, but no banning so far.
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I figgered

but I liked the joke too
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A lady at a Wal-Mart customer service desk, trying to return a sale item was told she couldnt return it. She threw her arms in the air, screaming: "Pinch my nipples". The clerk tried to expalin again, no return, no exchange. Again, the threw her arms in the air, screaming "Pinch my nipples!". This is drawing a crowd, of course, so the clerk called the manager. The manager explained. Again, arms in the air: "PINCH MY NIPPLES!". The manager asked why she was screaming this..."Simple", she replied. "I like to have my nipples pinched when I'm being screwed."
Old 02-15-2005, 01:41 PM
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Old 02-15-2005, 01:44 PM
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lol, i'm going to use that sometime

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