Don't talk about politics. Maybe you can hose her before she finds out you're a liberal :).

Seriously though, ductape a bratwurst to the inside of your upper thigh.

Go to a shooting range. Bet she'll get a kick out of it. :D

Take her to a go-cart track and kick her ass. Then take her home and cook her dinner while you're plying her with alcohol. Then....

Lots of good advice here. The e-mail asking if she's going to wear panties is an award-winner.

Actually, the cooking her dinner part......that's a tried and true method.

Yeah, cook her dinner and then show her YOUR ruffly panties. Maybe she'd like it if you wore a teddy while you cook. Geez, you guys are so effin lame......

Take her to Mantras on Temple St For dinner.

She's a conservative from the South! Should be fun.

the bratwurst, is that to balance things out?

Mark, I have never heard of the cooking dinner ploy being unsuccessful. If you know what I mean. Tell ya what. I'll get a date and cook her dinner. You club your date and drag her by the hair. Then let's compare notes.

Oh, and I'd never wear the frilly panties on a first date.

Well, it's settled. Just exhanged email and here's what we're doing:

Meeting at Copley Mall (swanky mall in Boston) to look at a few stores, how girls clothes are merchandised... I told I needed to mix a little business with pleasure, then we are off to the Oak Bar (swanky, dark, Old World English Smoking Room type of bar) for scotch and/or port.

High marks on:

Hitting Saks, etc. first. She loves the entrepreneur thing, really loves the mission of G9Girl, AND she loves shopping.

Oak Bar. She loves the place, loves port.

If dinner is in order, we're off for tapas a few blocks over.


Cooking dinner for dates is usually a 3rd date thing for me and seals the deal. Dinner is usually 5 courses and starts with lamb chops with a raspberry demi glace and candied kumquats and ends with chocolate cheesecake. You can guesss what courses 2-4 are. This has never, ever failed, but then getting a few canvases, acrylics, white wine and chocolate hasn't either, she's just not that kind of girl.

Women love being clubbed:D

Mysogonist.........

Pop a Viagra before you leave the house.

Refer to your Porsche as "My Honda." Even if she INSISTS that it's a Porsche, say, "No, it's a Honda. Look there, (point at "Porsche" badge) it says, 'Honda.'" You must keep an absolutely straight face while doing this.

Dude,
I love women...I mean looooove women. And I know exactly what they're best used for.

Be a Man about it.

Keep talking about your car and your bratwurst.

end of night - Hump and dump!

Do you really think that even half these guys are being serious?

I mean, Mark and I are but the rest???

See if she'll do you for money...

"Hey Shaun! screw the mall, let's go score some E!!" :eek:

Least you know you won't be bored.

She will so turn you into her b1tch.

Get her to start talking about anything while you listen as her shrink would. Simple comments will keep her talking. If she's quiet, ask questions.

Basically they respect the man and love the boy.

that was a phase a while ago, over it now, fun while it lasted.

This is a man who knows what he's talking about. if anyone can get me laid, Ron's the one.

50 bucks will get you laid too.

I was going to try to post something meaningful here...ahh hell no I wasn't. Does she do anal?

Meaningful?

Ask her if she likes felching...

or to quote another Mark...does she swallow?

At dinner be sure and order the low carb plate and a diet drink for her. That's a sure way to get her in the sack.

If the evening's going exceptionally well, get her a little primed and invite her over to your computer to read this thread. Tell us what happens.

yeah, girls love attention . . show her pic' on the internet.

Mark & Marc. . . :Dkilln me.

The Mall? The Mall? Dude you ain't ever gonna get laid that way. Just give her a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon and ask her "Wanna fuuck?"

You'd better post post carnage pics...

We're watching you.

rjp

True. Place your money on Ron. Talk about HER. Listen.

Then move smoothly into the "hump or dump" conversation.

Show her this thread :p This is probably the only thread, ever, in the history of time, where you sound like the reasonable one in the group.

Shaun,
She looks hot - is she from Boston? When is the date? We need details! Remember, I am living through you so please do everything I would do...

How about you just give us her phone number and we can warm her up for you?

This comes to mind for me. ...taken from Animal House.

Larry's evil conscience: ***** her. ***** her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.

Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!

Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.

Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.

Larry's evil conscience: You homo.

Shaun,
I looked at her pic again, is that a babies arm to her right? Does she have a kid? Also, looks like she has a left eye that is a little lazy, could she be cock-eyed? One can only hope!

Come on man, where are you? Answer these threads!

Just got out of the shower

OK, OK, here's her phone 617-5 ow, ow, finger cramp, c a n ' t t yp e.

Michael, no kids, I cut her sister and brother in law iwth kids out of the pic.

She's from Atlanta, been living in Boston for 4 years. I took a look at other pics, and eyes seem OK, but lazy eyes are usually at their best at the end of the day, so one can only hope. My thing is crazy f*cked up eye teeth.

Date tonight at 8.

North Side for dinner? The dinner you mentioned earlier sounded great - it would make me fart up the car but I'm sure she will do well...

Was that pic that Marc posted your time in LV?

we're hanging out in Back Bay.

Photo: yup, me and tabs. good time.

I gotta say.....she's got those crazy internet date nut eyes. Pretty...but nutty. Your probably better off goin back to Tabs.

Watch yer back.

On port-Sandeman

Back Bay? I remeber taking May A to the top of the Hancock - cool bar up there. You can always stroll over to the Scientology Temple and pay your respects.

The pic of you and tabs is a dipole moment!

BTW - you can tell alot by a women from the port she drinks: Tawny means she's into downtown, Rudy means she's backdoor knock'n...and if she has no pref, watch out cuz this one will RIDE the storm - any port in a storm that is...