Have a date tonight, need ideas - Page 3

02-23-2005, 11:34 AM

Don't talk about politics. Maybe you can hose her before she finds out you're a liberal

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Seriously though, ductape a bratwurst to the inside of your upper thigh.

RickM · RickM's Garage

Go to a shooting range. Bet she'll get a kick out of it.

Superman · 02-23-2005, 11:44 AM

Take her to a go-cart track and kick her ass. Then take her home and cook her dinner while you're plying her with alcohol. Then....

Lots of good advice here. The e-mail asking if she's going to wear panties is an award-winner.

Actually, the cooking her dinner part......that's a tried and true method.

02-23-2005, 11:55 AM

Yeah, cook her dinner and then show her YOUR ruffly panties. Maybe she'd like it if you wore a teddy while you cook. Geez, you guys are so effin lame......

SteveStromberg · 02-23-2005, 12:02 PM

Take her to Mantras on Temple St For dinner.

Shaun @ Tru6 · 02-23-2005, 12:12 PM

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Originally posted by Mark Wilson
Don't talk about politics. Maybe you can hose her before she finds out you're a liberal .

Seriously though, ductape a bratwurst to the inside of your upper thigh.

She's a conservative from the South! Should be fun.

the bratwurst, is that to balance things out?

Superman · 02-23-2005, 12:13 PM

Mark, I have never heard of the cooking dinner ploy being unsuccessful. If you know what I mean. Tell ya what. I'll get a date and cook her dinner. You club your date and drag her by the hair. Then let's compare notes.

Oh, and I'd never wear the frilly panties on a first date.

Shaun @ Tru6 · 02-23-2005, 12:27 PM

Well, it's settled. Just exhanged email and here's what we're doing:

Meeting at Copley Mall (swanky mall in Boston) to look at a few stores, how girls clothes are merchandised... I told I needed to mix a little business with pleasure, then we are off to the Oak Bar (swanky, dark, Old World English Smoking Room type of bar) for scotch and/or port.

High marks on:

Hitting Saks, etc. first. She loves the entrepreneur thing, really loves the mission of G9Girl, AND she loves shopping.

Oak Bar. She loves the place, loves port.

If dinner is in order, we're off for tapas a few blocks over.

Cooking dinner for dates is usually a 3rd date thing for me and seals the deal. Dinner is usually 5 courses and starts with lamb chops with a raspberry demi glace and candied kumquats and ends with chocolate cheesecake. You can guesss what courses 2-4 are. This has never, ever failed, but then getting a few canvases, acrylics, white wine and chocolate hasn't either, she's just not that kind of girl.

02-23-2005, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by Superman
Tell ya what. I'll get a date and cook her dinner. You club your date and drag her by the hair. Then let's compare notes.

Women love being clubbed

Moneyguy1 · 02-23-2005, 12:52 PM

Mysogonist.........

johncj8989 · 02-23-2005, 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by Shaun 84 Targa
Here's a pic.

Pop a Viagra before you leave the house.

304065 · 02-23-2005, 01:08 PM

Refer to your Porsche as "My Honda." Even if she INSISTS that it's a Porsche, say, "No, it's a Honda. Look there, (point at "Porsche" badge) it says, 'Honda.'" You must keep an absolutely straight face while doing this.

02-23-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by Moneyguy1
Mysogonist.........

Dude,
I love women...I mean looooove women. And I know exactly what they're best used for.

RANDY P · RANDY P's Garage

Be a Man about it.

Keep talking about your car and your bratwurst.

end of night - Hump and dump!

Drago · Drago's Garage

Do you really think that even half these guys are being serious?

I mean, Mark and I are but the rest???

See if she'll do you for money...

RANDY P · RANDY P's Garage

"Hey Shaun! screw the mall, let's go score some E!!"

Least you know you won't be bored.

02-23-2005, 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by Shaun 84 Targa
She's a conservative from the South!

She will so turn you into her b1tch.

RoninLB · 02-23-2005, 01:31 PM

Get her to start talking about anything while you listen as her shrink would. Simple comments will keep her talking. If she's quiet, ask questions.

Basically they respect the man and love the boy.

Shaun @ Tru6 · 02-23-2005, 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by Mark Wilson
She will so turn you into her b1tch.

that was a phase a while ago, over it now, fun while it lasted.

Shaun @ Tru6 · 02-23-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by RoninLB
Get her to start talking about anything while you listen as her shrink would. Simple comments will keep her talking. If she's quiet, ask questions.

Basically they respect the man and love the boy.

This is a man who knows what he's talking about. if anyone can get me laid, Ron's the one.