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50 bucks will get you laid too.
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02-23-2005, 01:40 PM
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I was going to try to post something meaningful here...ahh hell no I wasn't. Does she do anal?
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02-23-2005, 01:43 PM
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Meaningful?
Ask her if she likes felching... or to quote another Mark...does she swallow?
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02-23-2005, 01:46 PM
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At dinner be sure and order the low carb plate and a diet drink for her. That's a sure way to get her in the sack.
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Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here is done Current Stable: Maserati GranTurismo S Range Rover Autobiography Various Porsches ~ in pieces |
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02-23-2005, 01:54 PM
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Location: Mid-life crisis, could be anywhere
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If the evening's going exceptionally well, get her a little primed and invite her over to your computer to read this thread. Tell us what happens.
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02-23-2005, 01:55 PM
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Information Junky
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: an island, upper left coast, USA
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yeah, girls love attention . . show her pic' on the internet.
Mark & Marc. . .  killn me.
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Everyone you meet knows something you don't. - - - and a whole bunch of crap that is wrong. Disclaimer: the above was 2¢ worth. More information is available as my professional opinion, which is provided for an exorbitant fee. 
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02-23-2005, 02:00 PM
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The Mall? The Mall? Dude you ain't ever gonna get laid that way. Just give her a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon and ask her "Wanna fuuck?"
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02-23-2005, 02:00 PM
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You'd better post post carnage pics...
We're watching you. rjp
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02-23-2005, 02:15 PM
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True. Place your money on Ron. Talk about HER. Listen.
Then move smoothly into the "hump or dump" conversation.
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02-23-2005, 02:19 PM
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Show her this thread
 This is probably the only thread, ever, in the history of time, where you sound like the reasonable one in the group.
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02-23-2005, 02:19 PM
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Shaun,
She looks hot - is she from Boston? When is the date? We need details! Remember, I am living through you so please do everything I would do...
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02-23-2005, 02:22 PM
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Friend of Warren
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How about you just give us her phone number and we can warm her up for you?
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Kurt V No more Porsches, but a revolving number of motorcycles. |
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02-23-2005, 02:24 PM
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This comes to mind for me. ...taken from Animal House.
Larry's evil conscience: ***** her. ***** her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it. Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you! Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance. Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence. Larry's evil conscience: You homo.
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02-23-2005, 02:26 PM
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Targa, Panamera Turbo
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Shaun,
I looked at her pic again, is that a babies arm to her right? Does she have a kid? Also, looks like she has a left eye that is a little lazy, could she be cock-eyed? One can only hope! Come on man, where are you? Answer these threads!
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02-23-2005, 02:29 PM
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Just got out of the shower
OK, OK, here's her phone 617-5 ow, ow, finger cramp, c a n ' t t yp e. Michael, no kids, I cut her sister and brother in law iwth kids out of the pic. She's from Atlanta, been living in Boston for 4 years. I took a look at other pics, and eyes seem OK, but lazy eyes are usually at their best at the end of the day, so one can only hope. My thing is crazy f*cked up eye teeth. Date tonight at 8.
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02-23-2005, 02:47 PM
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North Side for dinner? The dinner you mentioned earlier sounded great - it would make me fart up the car but I'm sure she will do well...
Was that pic that Marc posted your time in LV?
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02-23-2005, 02:51 PM
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Quote:
Photo: yup, me and tabs. good time.
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02-23-2005, 02:56 PM
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I gotta say.....she's got those crazy internet date nut eyes. Pretty...but nutty. Your probably better off goin back to Tabs.
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02-23-2005, 03:01 PM
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Back Bay? I remeber taking May A to the top of the Hancock - cool bar up there. You can always stroll over to the Scientology Temple and pay your respects.
The pic of you and tabs is a dipole moment!
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02-23-2005, 03:03 PM
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Targa, Panamera Turbo
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BTW - you can tell alot by a women from the port she drinks: Tawny means she's into downtown, Rudy means she's backdoor knock'n...and if she has no pref, watch out cuz this one will RIDE the storm - any port in a storm that is...
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02-23-2005, 03:07 PM
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1987 Porsche 911 Targa 3.2
Boxer engine, 6 gears, big wing: it's a GT3!
1981 ?! A Red one... 3.0
Balla special
P car
OK, a girl that identifies as a car. Good enough?
Porsche Z06
P truck orsche
1983 Porsche 944 2.5 NA
