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cbeers 05-06-2005 03:54 PM

Well done Thom :)

Keep up the good work!


-Chris

Moses 05-06-2005 04:19 PM

Quit a trophy collection, Thom!

widebody911 05-06-2005 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moses
Quit a trophy collection, Thom!
Yeah, but I really miss that T3 ghia...

KevinP73 05-06-2005 05:54 PM

I think marriage is great for some people. Take my girlfriend for instance, she's happily married. I'm the reason she's happy, he's the reason she's married.

MotoSook 05-06-2005 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KevinP73
I think marriage is great for some people. Take my girlfriend for instance, she's happily married. I'm the reason she's happy, he's the reason she's married.
LOL!!!!! .... I can't wait to meet up with you Kevin! :D

juanbenae 05-06-2005 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tabs
Knowing me....do U EVEN have to ask?
you always seemed to leave coolchick pretty winded, and she's from chi-town...http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/kao9.gif

350HP930 05-06-2005 07:33 PM

I tried marriage once. That was one time too many.

JonT 05-06-2005 07:41 PM

Kevin--that is funny shi(*!

M.D. Holloway 05-06-2005 07:42 PM

Kids - only reason to get married.

KevinP73 05-06-2005 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Souk
LOL!!!!! .... I can't wait to meet up with you Kevin! :D
I'm looking forward to that too. I'll bring the beers if you bring the honeys.http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/...s/beerchug.gif http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/.../smileysex.gif

Don 944 LA 05-07-2005 09:52 AM

I learned my first time... then almost F'ed up again...

Now, I embrace my singleness

Glasgow 911SC 05-07-2005 09:59 AM

Got dumped by the only one I really want.......gutted......

M.D. Holloway 05-07-2005 10:54 AM

Glasgow911SC - consider it a purge. You are cleaner and wiser and more carefull becuase of it. At least you can go over to the Isle of Man and trash a few motorcycles!

elwood-914 05-07-2005 01:31 PM

The problem is at my age, I think women my age look too old.......:eek: :confused: :rolleyes: :(

singpilot 05-07-2005 06:45 PM

Am I the only one that keeps getting the 404 message, and has not figured out how to get to the rack?

Drago 05-07-2005 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by singpilot
Am I the only one that keeps getting the 404 message, and has not figured out how to get to the rack?
No...I'm too stupid too...:(

cantdrv55 05-07-2005 06:54 PM

Click on the link Thom provided. Make sure it appears on the URL bar. Click on the URL bar. If it's highlighted, click it again until it's not. Then backspace until you get to k/, then click enter. If this doesn't work, let me know.

KevinP73 05-07-2005 06:56 PM

singpilot check your pm's for a link to the treasure.

singpilot 05-07-2005 06:58 PM

OK, got it. am slow tonight. Still have one more leg to fly!

singpilot 05-07-2005 07:05 PM

Guess that's why I am still single. I am flying all night on a Saturday night, and I am looking at someone else's discards and thinking... hmmmm, that's not too bad!

KevinP73 05-07-2005 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by singpilot
OK, got it. am slow tonight. Still have one more leg to fly!
Where are you?

Drago 05-07-2005 07:44 PM

Got a PM from Thom...all is better now, thanks.

LeRoux Strydom 05-08-2005 01:14 AM

found it. :D

elwood-914 05-08-2005 08:08 AM

Put me in the idiot column, I can't find nothin....:(

KevinP73 05-08-2005 08:38 AM

Why am I still single?

When she asked "Does this dress make my butt look big"?
I told her it was the other way around.
When she asked "Is it cold in here or is it just me"?
I told her "If you mean frigid then yes it's just you".
When she complained "I didn't have an orgasm".
I told her "It must be you, I had mine and it only took three minutes".
When she asked "Where were you all night"?
I told her "I don't remember Ask your sister".
When she asked "Do you plan to spend all day on the couch"?
I told her "It wasn't a plan it was a goal".

Justin R 05-08-2005 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by elwood-914
Put me in the idiot column, I can't find nothin....:(
WORK WARNING
































http://www.rennlight.com/k/DSC00045.JPG

motion 05-08-2005 06:37 PM

I'm not single. Can you blame me?

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1115606243.jpg

350HP930 05-08-2005 06:49 PM

Is that your GF or daughter?

mattxbart 05-08-2005 06:55 PM

My oh my. I like.

M.D. Holloway 05-08-2005 07:17 PM

Motion, if you tell us she is a deaf mute, I will start a religion in your honor!

rcecale 05-08-2005 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by widebody911
She was quite the enigma: a teach and a musician, yet almost as hard-core conservative as recale
Educated, talented and extremely inteligent. It's no wonder you couldn't keep up! ;)

Randy

Rufblackbird 05-08-2005 09:36 PM

my answer? probably because I can't afford one. I do, however, need to find me a sugar mama :D

motion 05-09-2005 06:01 AM

Lol, Mike!

That would be my girlfriend.

widebody911 05-09-2005 06:26 AM

Damn. Wish I could afford those kinds of women!

"Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money."

cantdrv55 05-09-2005 09:21 AM

Thom, when I met my wife I was driving a Chevy Chevette! I guess she saw my potential.

widebody911 05-09-2005 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cantdrv55
Thom, when I met my wife I was driving a Chevy Chevette! I guess she saw my potential.
Ah, so you used the old "Yeah, I drive a 'vette" line, eh?

cantdrv55 05-09-2005 09:54 AM

lol!

lendaddy 05-09-2005 10:26 AM

It is my experience that single guys over 25 have no idea why they are still single. Don't get me wrong, they'll answer the question but they have no idea.

island911 05-09-2005 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lendaddy
It is my experience that single guys over 25 have no idea why they are still single. Don't get me wrong, they'll answer the question but they have no idea.
:D I'm suddenly reminded of a John Cussack flick were he ask some "relational-expert" bud's;
If you guys are so smart about women, then why are you hanging-out alone, at a Gas-n-Sip, on a Saturday night?

pause

reply: 'By choice! . .ya man . .that's it .. .choice ...yeah.. .

:cool:

MotoSook 05-09-2005 10:39 AM

"Say Anything" excellent J. Cusack movie...

...related to "why are you guys hanging out.."

.."B_tches..all of them..." "Yeah B-itches...." (excuse the word..it's the movie..not me ;) ..but someone find the dialogue and post it..it's good )


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