Plucking is key:)

I'm one of those guys that's so hairy that you could almost call it fur. Whatever thing you're supposed to eat to put hair on your chest I must have eaten a lot of it. There's no way I'd ever trim, shape, or otherwise groom it either.

Just remember this...please hold the same expectations for your women (or woman, or wife, or future wife, or whatever your situation is).

I shave in hot weather for sanitary reasons. There's nothing nastier than a hairy sweaty nether region. Ew. The only trick is that you have to keep up on it -- the little short hairs growing back in itch like a big-dog!

Here's the funny thing to me: I'm generally considered a pretty conservative guy -- check any of the threads on religion and you'll see that -- but this doesn't weird me out at all, while some of you who seem substantially more sexually liberal elsewhere are really bugged-out by the idea. Generational thing? Cultural thing? What is it about shaving that bugs you guys?

come on joe! allow me some latitude. the original thread, didnt mention anything about sportsmen, (let's call them athletes to eliminate the bass fishermen :)) it was all about shaving underarms and the nether-region, to save deoderant. not arms and legs. you got to formulate an "answer". share the latitude.

:D

Still struggling with this one... enhanced? Like...augmented? Are we talking about implants here? I'm so confused...

Me too Moses. I actually wax my wife's nether region.
SMOOOOOVE!

one time in my ultra conservative engineering office, a female coworker and i got into this very same conversation. talk degraded, and she ended up talking about a "brazilian" wax. of course i am clueless to this, err...beauty secret, so i start asking questions. my question was, " how do they do it? do they sit you down in a chair all spread apart?" she said no and proceeded to crawl onto the table to demonstrate.. she got on all fours, ....yada yada yada... anyways, right up to the part where she arched her back and said.. "the lady gets right up into there" our bosses walked in. me sitting there, and her on the drafting table...jesus christ, i thought we were both fired. they all turned around and left. no one ever said a thing. i had to spend three nights on the road taking a class, with the chick next door. my mind's eye was working overtime. it was painful.

Believe me, I know all about shaving, waxing, piercing and more exotic forms of pubic topiary. But the word enhanced implies augmented or altered in some way.

Remember, I live in California. It would be difficult to find a full grown pubic hair on a woman in this place.

No, I'm really confused too. I don't know what enhanced meant in cool chick's post. To me that too means augmented in some way...I did hear of a porn star that had her butth*le bleached...anyfen back to your post, I think Pubic Topiary is the best band name I've ever heard.

I think I know what CC means by 'enhancing'. The shaved neither region on both parties does actully enhance the experience. I am sure there is some fancy physics involved as well as a reduction/elimination of unwanted floss.

As far as the trust thing, you know you have her undivided attention and trust when your carrying on with a quatro downtown. Same can be said for you.

My wife shaves her legs once every few months. Doesn't bother me. We like being hairy together. ;) Actually she does a lot of hair related grooming. She gets away with the legs because she has very fine hair, and unless you get up close and squint you can't even see the hair on her legs.

Though I must admit I have seen a couple women who didn't shave their legs who came from a gene pool similar to mine, and that was a big turnoff.

I'm sitting here with my wife reading the posts. She's an esthetician. She's feeling a strong desire to explain the process for a Brazillian. Yes, men get them too. She waxed the back of my neck once and I almost cried. Anywine, without further adieu, I turn my keyboard over to my lovely wife, Jeanette:

I haven't actually heard a Brazilian called "enhanced", but what the hey... okay, process for a Brazilian (the way I do it):

First you invite your soon-to-be hairless guest onto the table to recline with a towel over their lap. After you cleanse the "area to be enhanced" :) you wax the front of the crotch in smallish strips, all the while engaging the person in mindless conversation. (topic-wise, anything goes when you are staring at a stranger's genitals from 2" away.)

Women are easier, 'cause they don't have any floppy parts to hold to the side, but nevertheless, it's not a comfortable process. The end result is exceedingly worth it, however.

After the front is clear, you make them flip over onto all fours. All their bum-hair is removed, even the hair on that pesky perineum.

Usually it's fun to see a first-timer waddle out with their eyes sort of glazed over, but you know they'll be back after the husband or boyfriend beholds their partner's newly augmented hoo-ha.

The end. Anyone in the area feel free to contact me for an appointment..... :cool:

Jeanette:
With all do respect, while using a razor on the mrs you do have to pull back the, um, well...I guess I can say it...the folds of the labia. I guess those could be considered "floppy parts". Special attention and care should be used while up around the "pleasure spot". Cut that and life & pleasure will cease to exist...

We haven't used hot wax and having her on all fours with her butt presented for work. Well, lets just say even mustering the focus of a zenmaster, I would for go my assignment and end up tagg'n it!

Why would you go anywhere else, folks? We got it all right here!

Hey Jeanette! Could you wax up a Porsche crest on someones fleshy bits? That would sell here!

BTW - the perineum "taint" pesky...:D

Jeanette,

Will be in Chicago tomorrow until Sunday... just what is the cost of this little operation??? :)

Joe a

(no, not one camera would be in the area and Jeanette aint talking if it happens! This aint a San Fran with Cool Chick in the bar meeting type of thing!)

Thank God! Last thing in the world I need is a shot of your waxed jibblies. http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/...s/pukeface.gif

Oh my friggin' God. I love this place. http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/elklaff.gif

Okay there, Lube master, I guess you are the master- how on earth does one shave such delicate areas? Good lord, I hope you're not shaving the perineum.

As for the Porsche crest, I am up for the challenge! Actually, I've never waxed a design, but know that plenty of folks request hearts, arrows, smurfs, etc. waxed in there. Cant be that hard- I AM an art school graduate. ;)

Joe, if you want an appointment this weekend, you'll have to endure my dad being present, as he is in town visiting. Let Christian know if you'll be in town again and I'll give you the special Pelican Parts deal. No happy endings, though, I'm not really sure you'd want one after the waxing anyway.....