Joe,
Go drop a few bucks on a Quatro and some Dial soap, fill the hotel tub with some warm water and proceed to trim the jib. Take the rest of the $ and treat gassy and Jeanette out for a few hundred drinks and let her tell you all the stories she has about the "chicks on all fours".

This thread is useless without pictures:)

it is just fine without pictures! you know this is mostly about MEN, right?

Truth be told.....

DO NOT SHAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pluck, have plucked, or wax........ men will deeply regret shaving...


You have been warned.:)

With much care (and proper lubrication). The trick is to keep the skin tight as you pass the razor over it. Pass the razor in different directions over the same spot. Fortunitly, the perineum hair is non-existant.

We have sunk to a new low...shaving advice...down there.;)

Then again, it is one-stop shopping :cool:

Uh yea..... I mean ofcourse........ only chicks man.... wheres that beer?

Tend to your junk, and when your wife spends 45 minutes just messin with it..........then come back and bad mouth it:)

Wow,

I go into the city for one little meeting and come back to this.

Laughed my a55 off.

Thanks

hay, married for 7+, ya gotta think of a few new ways to spice it up. Two kids can take its toll. Gotta keep it going and we don't swing...

now that schit is funny! LOL:D

no *****! the only thing mama spits is the floss...eliminate that and the night gets long...

Guys,

You have to try something new from time to time to make life interesting! Am game for most anything (no handcuffs yet...) before the margarita's come out.

Jenette, will PM you with my cell and direct email (have a blackberry) so get in touch. We are flying some bigwigs in for the baseball games this weekend so am around until Sunday.

JoeA

Joe,
Bran flakes, shift at 5000 rpm and be a back door daddy. Some things require consistancy!

you are brave, joe.

reach back there and yank out five hairs, now multiply that my 100. i bet it is gonna hurt like a mother effer. good luck!

Gawd, I'm hurtin' already...thanks vash.;)

At our age Metamucil is a mans best friend. What do you think rev limiters are for!!! I go for the redline.

Back door daddy? Aint gonna go there... like girls far too much...

Its 04:30 and heading to the airport shortly. Jenette has not contacted me yet so this could be a non-event!

Joe a

never mind.

Yes

Now that _that_ is out of the way....

I haven't had a brazilian, but if I'd stayed in San Diego, I expect I would. I started getting my back "enhanced" so I won't scare small children at the beach. Then I figured a removal of the hair under my neck might be good, except it left a "V" looking thing that looked stupid shirtless.

SOOOO, I went for the full frontal removal. ouch. The real problem is they don't acutally get _every thing_ so you have to pluck some after a couple of days. BTW, plucking is 10 times worse than a good wax job.

It was very very weird not having a mat of hair that I've been wearing for something like 20 years....

Shaving....Just be careful and keep it up. Do you shave your face everyday? What's another dozen or so square inches....