Electrical joke...

[rattlsnak]

How do you know if you hooked your battery up backwards???

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Because:

Your Lights will cast a Shadow

Your Radio will Listen

And Your Horn will Su ck.

[turbocarrera]

lol

I'm an EE so I laugh at the lamest stuff..

Why do transformers hum?



























'Cause they don't know the words.

BAHAHA!

[Z-man]

What are the lights in lower Manhattan brighter than the lights in upper Manhattan?
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'Cuase it's closer to the battery!

[red-beard]

Most people won't get that one, Z

[304065]

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One says, "I've lost one of my electrons."

The other replies, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive."

Later, a neutron walks into the same bar and orders a beer.

"How much?" Says the neutron.

"For you-- no charge!" said the bartender.

[VINMAN]

Good one Z

[Z-man]

Originally posted by red-beard
Most people won't get that one, Z

If 10% of the folks who read it get it, then mission accomplished!


Anther couple:

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
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One. But its gotta WANT to change!


How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Two!

-Z .

[techweenie]

Notice:

This component contains smoke installed at the factory. This factory smoke is necessary to the function of the component.

Electricity is only used to keep the smoke in.

Should the smoke escape, you will need to return the component to have it reinstalled, as only factory smoke will restore proper function.

[tobster1911]

You forgot to mention that the smoke is magic. Please don't let out the magic smoke.

[71T Targa]

Originally posted by Z-man
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Two!

-Z .

But how they got in there we'll never know...