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can you dance? i mean do you have rythym? i have a wedding to go to this weekend, and my girlfriend loves to dance. this is a wine and cheese wedding, no keg, so the music is an quartet. recipe for disaster.

i can hang at a club, but this wedding is gonna be awkward.

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NOPE...I have the wrong skin colour....

I am a white male, therefore I have no rythym. But I can do the white man's overbite.

Just rent Hitch. Will Smith can teach you to dance in 5 minutes.

This weekend? :eek:

Ya, your screwed. My wife and I took 7 weeks of ballroom before we got hitched, ended up just hugging each other and turning in small circles! Just like Jr High...but the petting was much heavier.

Can't dance? You never know till you try. Good luck.

You can always try "Shall we dance"....1-2-3, 1-2-3...:D

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how does one dance to a quartet? I am assuming a classical orientation of course.

Then again you can let her lead.

Just get loaded, then you will think you can dance and won't care if anyone else sees you dancing or not.

Cliff, it will be fine. Not that many people are actually GOOD at dancing. Plus, you'll be in a crowd. Unless you are somehow in the wedding party? It'll be slow music, move in, grab some ass and enjoy :)

lube - that cracks me up! My wife and I did just about the same thing. It all goes away when it's live...


-Chris

Wine and cheese wedding!!http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/a_pukey.gif
Theres gotta be way you can get out of this one! Get called into work on an emergency or something!;)
I have the same problem, my wife is an incredible dancer. Me, on the other hand, i have the "White Guy Dance" down pat.

PS: you can always get loaded before you go to the wedding!http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat6.gif

Hell yeah I can dance, I just put on my multiple zippered pants, and pull out the sheet of card board, then its on baby!

Alcohol is going to be your friend at this wedding. I hate those kind.

Your homework for tonight:
Fame
Flashdance
Dirty dancing
Footloose
The Wizz
Animal House

Mind if we dance wich 'yo dates?

Why, no!!

If I was you boys...I'd be....

LEAVING!

Hey, send me your cell phone number I'll create an emergency at the start of the reception. Maybe all that plumbing you just did started leaking....

I took dance lessons for two years... if you learn some 'real' dancing, it's easy to slip those moves in amongst all of the pleebs in 'clubs.' I'm the biggest dork alive, but I love a good dance-off :D

• white
• male
• straight

Three strikes and I'm out...

thom, chicks dig dancing. nobody likes a wallflower anyway.

"YOU PEOPLE" are unbelievable!!!! What the HELL does SKIN COLOR have to do with dancing? Either you can or you can't!

TIME OUT for STEREOTYPES!

kdubb, every black person i've ever known made fun of white people for not having rithym.

Move as little as possible. Too many moving parts is a common recipe for disaster in machinery and dancing.

Or, you could drink your butt off, swing your arms wildly and gyrate like an ostrich on mating day. Your call.

Michael Jackson is white and he's a good dancer.

I know lots of white people who have rythym. As mentioned before, color has nothing to do with it. The guy in HITCH had rythym! I am sorry, I do not think race has anything to do with rythym.

My mom was a ballroom dancer in college. My dad...wasn't. They seem to do ok though. Basically my dad has figured out how to make it look like they are dancing when in reality my mom is doing all the work and he is doing just enough not to get in the way.

Smart Dad!

I've been specifically asked at times to not dance, and on a couple of occasions, bribed with heavy doses of alcohol to ensure compliance.

i am sitting this one out.

http://elainedance.ytmnd.com/

:cool: :cool: :cool:

Cliff, I'm an excellent dancer. For real. I can teach you but you gotta keep your hands to yourself. You gotta promise to keep your hands to yourself. Oh forget it. I ain't teachin' no dude to dance. Two days to prepare? You're screwed. Just pretend you got food poisoning or something and take your girl home.

Hell, we can't even spell rhythem! (Or jump aparently)

:D :D

Or apparently, apparently.
SmileWavy

Never mind the dancin´, just make it up to her later that night. ;)

It is easy, once you are there, find another couple where the guy is in the same situation, and start a great conversation with the other guy. Your 2 girlfriends will eventually decide to dance together.

I do that all the time. Just make sure they dont start to kiss each other.

And ruin a good start to the night??

Brings to mind the Halloween I was Frankenstein and trying to win a prize dancing at a huge club.

the two secrets to dancing at a party:

1. Drink
2. Be willing to make a complete fool of yourself and not care

That recipe works for me anyway.

Dance like nobody's watching? If this is a wedding for a coworker, they're watching.

How do we know it's for a coworker?

But I just re-read the post - a quartet? I think if you don't have any formal dance training, you've got a total pass for not dancing. Do people actually enjoy dancing to classical music?