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enough about new orleans, but off to a more important question?
can you dance? i mean do you have rythym? i have a wedding to go to this weekend, and my girlfriend loves to dance. this is a wine and cheese wedding, no keg, so the music is an quartet. recipe for disaster.
i can hang at a club, but this wedding is gonna be awkward.
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Re: enough about new orleans, but off to a more important question?
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I am a white male, therefore I have no rythym. But I can do the white man's overbite.
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Just rent Hitch. Will Smith can teach you to dance in 5 minutes.
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This weekend?
 Ya, your screwed. My wife and I took 7 weeks of ballroom before we got hitched, ended up just hugging each other and turning in small circles! Just like Jr High...but the petting was much heavier.
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Can't dance? You never know till you try. Good luck.
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09-08-2005, 10:46 AM
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You can always try "Shall we dance"....1-2-3, 1-2-3...
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Re: enough about new orleans, but off to a more important question?
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Then again you can let her lead.
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Just get loaded, then you will think you can dance and won't care if anyone else sees you dancing or not.
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Cliff, it will be fine. Not that many people are actually GOOD at dancing. Plus, you'll be in a crowd. Unless you are somehow in the wedding party? It'll be slow music, move in, grab some ass and enjoy
 lube - that cracks me up! My wife and I did just about the same thing. It all goes away when it's live... -Chris
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Wine and cheese wedding!!
 Theres gotta be way you can get out of this one! Get called into work on an emergency or something!  I have the same problem, my wife is an incredible dancer. Me, on the other hand, i have the "White Guy Dance" down pat. PS: you can always get loaded before you go to the wedding! 
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Hell yeah I can dance, I just put on my multiple zippered pants, and pull out the sheet of card board, then its on baby!
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Mind if we dance wich 'yo dates?
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Why, no!!
If I was you boys...I'd be.... LEAVING! Hey, send me your cell phone number I'll create an emergency at the start of the reception. Maybe all that plumbing you just did started leaking....
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I took dance lessons for two years... if you learn some 'real' dancing, it's easy to slip those moves in amongst all of the pleebs in 'clubs.' I'm the biggest dork alive, but I love a good dance-off
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thom, chicks dig dancing. nobody likes a wallflower anyway.
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"YOU PEOPLE" are unbelievable!!!! What the HELL does SKIN COLOR have to do with dancing? Either you can or you can't!
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kdubb, every black person i've ever known made fun of white people for not having rithym.
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