Chatsworth CA is Buring - Isn't that where all the porn movies are made?

M.D. Holloway · 09-28-2005, 01:27 PM

Looks like Chatsworth is having some nasty brush fires, endangering some hoods. I "heard" that Chatsworth has more porn studios than any place else.

Guess things do get pretty hot there. Hope none of you guys loose any lives or properties.

juanbenae · juanbenae's Garage

the volunteer fire dept better hose up...

and how does this thread get 5 f'ing stars before anyone has replied? it was rated before i came with my smartace remark..

scottmandue · 09-28-2005, 02:13 PM

Best thread ever!

HardDrive · 09-28-2005, 02:51 PM

Porn capital?!?!??!

FOR GOD SAKE, FEMA DO SOMETHING QUICK!!!!!!!!

badcar · badcar's Garage

FEMA is on it..

AP reports truckloads of lube, condoms, and butt plugs waiting on the Nevada border.....

Obviously, it Bush's fault.

M.D. Holloway · 09-28-2005, 03:49 PM

I will testify, lube is on it's way!

scottmandue · 09-28-2005, 04:08 PM

I am taking time off work to rush down and help with the recovery effort.

BTW Chatsworth is not the porn capital... I think it is Northridge... where the big earthquake hit a few years ago...

Coincidence?

I DON'T THINK SO!

scottmandue · 09-28-2005, 04:10 PM

Maybe the Japanese mafia started the fires with magnets?

tabs · 09-28-2005, 04:15 PM

Chatsworth on fire???? Then maybe Gawd does hate Bush....

Mule · 09-28-2005, 04:41 PM

If you have a job in Chatsworth it's either toner cartridges or porn. Chataworth is the center of the porn universe.

techweenie · techweenie's Garage

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Originally posted by tabs
Chatsworth on fire???? Then maybe Gawd does hate Bush....

You haven't seen much porn in the last 30 years, then Tabs. Hardly any bush to be seen, these days.

strupgolf · 09-28-2005, 08:08 PM

badcar, that's great. Does FEMA need a driver to get all that stuff to the right spot.? I'm on call at all times.

71T Targa · 09-29-2005, 05:59 AM

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Originally posted by scottmandue
Maybe the Japanese mafia started the fires with magnets?

You can’t start a fire with magnets, you need a giant magnifying glass.

scottmandue · 09-29-2005, 07:05 AM

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Originally posted by Mule
If you have a job in Chatsworth it's either toner cartridges or porn. Chataworth is the center of the porn universe.

Okay I was born in Los Angeles and I didn't know this... honestly how do you guys fugue this out?

Don't tell me you actually read the labels on your porn videos...
THAT'S JUST SICK!

juanbenae · juanbenae's Garage

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Originally posted by techweenie
You haven't seen much porn in the last 30 years, then Tabs. Hardly any bush to be seen, these days.

yeah, there is possibly a slight landing strip here and there, but for the most part it's chocolate starfish taking the brunt of the abuse.

targa911S · 09-29-2005, 12:31 PM

no shortage of hose around there that's for sure.

campbellcj · 09-29-2005, 01:06 PM

Damn, this thing is huge and getting too close for comfort. I am miles from Chatsworth but this was shot from the driveway about 30 minutes ago. Already sent the wife and kid to grandma's although we haven't been evac'ed, yet.

Jared at Pelican Parts · 09-29-2005, 02:04 PM

Bush hates porn

singpilot · 09-29-2005, 02:18 PM

Cambellcj;

You are the wisest, most intelligent person I have ever met.

Parked the SUV out on the street and filled the gutter with gas awaiting the brush fire embers to arrive.

Man, I gotta hand it to ya. That's ****** brilliant.

I am over at VNY airport, watching the western sky turn orange and black.

Take the Porsche. Leave the Cannoli's.

Bob's Flat-Six · Bob's Flat-Six's Garage

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