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				Monday fun, what's this thing in Lendaddys navel?
			 
			Well not "in" the navel, but beside it.  It's kinda like a hernia but I can't pop it in.   So if you were to press around my navel you would feel a crecent shaped growth or lump about the size of a womans pinky to the second knuckle but soft.  It's really neat    Perhaps a tumor, perhaps it is a hernia? Maybe it's just some fat struggling to find open space as I expand exponentially? An alien struggling to free itself from it's hatching area? Maybe it's OBL? Either way I'm going to the Doc at 7:00 and should have a rough idea shortly thereafter. I hate this ****, I really do. So guess away, winner gets something random from my office. 
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|  11-14-2005, 12:38 PM | 
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			Either a small hernia or a lipoma.
		 
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			When you were an infant, you stuck a crayon in your navel and your body grew around it
		 
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			Lipoma. I've got one above my navel. So much for that navel-piercing plan. 
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			Quaid!! QUAID!!!
		 
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			Len, I think this is not something to joke about. I think it's much more sinister than you realize. You're growing another democrat. Did someone feed you after midnight? 
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				Re: Monday fun, what's this thing in Lendaddys navel?
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			It's could be something called an umbilacal hernia. If it is, the repair is not bad at all.Out patient surgery, mild recovery time.
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			Jeez, len, this is your idea of "monday fun"?  Besides the improbability of having fun on a Monday, getting poked by a doctor doesn't sound fun" at all.  Good luck and tell us what happens, unless an alien comes ripping out of your chest, in which case don't tell us.
		 
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			Jeez Len this is useless w/out a picture.  Hope all goes well man. 
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			Sweet, you are growing your own cupholder.
		 
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			Glad to hear it isn't the "C" word. But oooo...your gonna be sore. The rectus abdonimus has an influence on every move you make. Sneeze, you will cry, cough, you will cry, cry, you will cry, and forget about gett'n any! Best to get some really good drugs and sleep for about a month. Man, I should have been a doctor... 
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			I go in a week from today  Doc made it sound pretty easy.  Perhaps he's a bastard and he lies  Maybe the umbilical version is easier? 
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