This is the funniest thing Ive read here in a long time :D

I had a Bunn just like the one pictured above. I didnt like the idea of leaving it plugged in all the time and I wound up breaking it in short order turning it on and off whenever I was away from the house for longer than a day at a time. I also remember that it didnt do so well if I only made half a pot off coffee. The calcium deposits are easy enough to clean with the tool they supply.

No more of this little child coffee talk!
I SELL MY COFFEE MACHINE!! I gonna go buy teapot!! U Sum of Bi%#$es.!!!:p

Should I use synthetic or dino oil in my new coffee maker?

The crud in the machine is why I only use PUR filtered water in my machine..

The water in LV has so much cr@p in it anybody can play Christ and walk on water...

From the time I put the ground Coffee in the Portafilter to the time I steam the Milk and make a double shot of Espresso...for a Cafe Latte it is about 1 minute.... I can do the Cafe Americano by adding some hot water to a Shot of Espresso...Unless I am serving a ***** load of people I will NEVER go back to any kind of potted coffee...

ditto.

All your coffee are belong to us...




oops...

Best cup of joe I had lately? Out of an old enamelware percolator pot bought decades ago for camping trips. This, after awakening to a power outage, so I built a fire in our backup woodstove for house heat, then opened a can of years old "Western Family" brand pre ground, loaded up the pot, placed it on the propane BBQ burner. Man, it was GREAT! Nothing like ANY cup of hot coffee when you really want a cup of hot coffee. :D

I have one of those blue enamel camping pots, they are great. I've had that thing forever

Yep, One of those...designed to sit on a flat rock next to the campfire...there are those times when ANY coffee is GREAT coffee. :)

I think I might have just coughed up a lung. Thanks a lot. :D

if you liked that.... here are more by the same person that are just as funny..

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-924-944-968-technical-forum/249470-here-me-please-i-not-gido-guy.html

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-924-944-968-technical-forum/251766-still-all-pictures-944na-186hp.html

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-924-944-968-technical-forum/251770-944na-186hps-vs-minor-piece-junk-ajaja.html

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-924-944-968-technical-forum/251767-hey-186hp-rear-tires-944-a.html

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-924-944-968-technical-forum/252012-post-best-real-own-944-tis-forum-here.html

and countless others - just do a 944 forum searco for "Alina944" and the thread starter.....

Couldnt agree with you more!

I am having most excellent coofepot electrik in the Pelikan Parts. I have no ridikulus TURBO wit lag, but i am SUPERCHARGING my koffee. You should all be drinking ChockfullofNutz, loozers!

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An update here. Just read in the local evening paper that the power outage was caused by some idiot trying to steal power wire for it's scrap metal value. Seems he gave himself a free seat atop "old sparky". Yup, he died. Any odds on whether or not he was a tweaker, a meth head?

maybe it was Alina?

I MELT DOWN COPER WYRE TO USE AS TEH IM PROOVED SPARKS!!! I OWN U AL ajajajajajjaja

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1133280158.jpg
Obviously this one didn't convert to early exhaust or SSIs...:rolleyes: