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livewirevoodoo 11-27-2005 06:56 PM

post the best real own coffepot in forum here!!!
 
UNDERSTAND I have BEST COFFEEPOT of anyone on board!!!!!

my cofeeport is perfect 10 out of 10. and i will proof you and all forum it was done 12 cups in 2 minutes and is no lie!!! HAS CLOCK AND ALARM AND AUTOSART. and you guys will see, just admit that is the best looking coffypot in best shape probably in the world , !!!!!!!!jajajaja... you pots all dirrty and have soap residual tasting.

is american spec plug with pusH button cotrols. no temp control, SAVES POWER, u dont need in coffepot. all your redneck coffey TASTE STUPID NO FLAVERD CREAMER!!!

NOW YOU UNDERSTAND ARE YOU HAPPY ,, thansk agian for all your reply i this forum..........................................

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Hoss Ghoul 11-27-2005 07:26 PM

Bwhahaha!:D

Z-man 11-27-2005 07:28 PM

No 944 content.

Moving to OT.

-Z-man.

Eldorado 11-27-2005 07:31 PM

LOL
oh my god this has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen....

Moses 11-27-2005 07:35 PM

That would make a classic e-Bay ad. Great stuff!

yellowline 11-27-2005 07:37 PM

Not quite an eBay ad. To understand it, you need to go to the 944 board and see the pollution, err, threads by a poster named alina944. Whoever it is writes 3-5 different threads at any time asking us in broken English to either post pics of our cars or tell her how much power you can get from a racing cam.

M.D. Holloway 11-27-2005 07:44 PM

Has she ever posted a pic of herself? Over here wez gots CoolChick, Mrs. K and I2own911 (which hasn't posted a pic yet but is expected too!)

Eldorado 11-27-2005 07:56 PM

For the full effect:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-924-944-968-technical-forum/251765-how-get-best-944na-186-hp.html

onZedge 11-27-2005 08:05 PM

ROFLMFAO...just couldn't resist:


By using 100% Arabica you may add a few FVN's*. By using unbleached virgin pulp stock filters you may add a few FVN's. By using French mountain spring water you may add a few FVN's. But what you are doing is artificially boosting your claims of bottom end (pun intended) performance by inappropriately adding the maximum possible gains of each individual ingredient without any substantiating proof of overall results. Show us a video clip of you holding a cup of said coffee with your hand actually shaking.
P.S. If you reaaly want to add bottom end performance you need to pressurize the flow.

*flavinoids

cstreit 11-27-2005 08:08 PM

Psssh... It's a basket filter anyway... Whatta poseur! :D

onZedge 11-27-2005 08:21 PM

Yes, but it's a K&N basket filter!!

M.D. Holloway 11-27-2005 08:59 PM

Drips are for drips! Perk it or jerk it...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1133157423.jpg

and for added flava, the baked on coffee varnish adds to the overall performance, providing a consistant yet pungent cup evetytime...
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1133157570.jpg

Hoss Ghoul 11-27-2005 09:13 PM

BAAA! Percolators are old tech, it's like an air cooled engine!

Eldorado 11-27-2005 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hoss Ghoul
BAAA! Percolators are old tech, it's like an air cooled engine!
Oh god, here we go..... LOL

M.D. Holloway 11-27-2005 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hoss Ghoul
BAAA! Percolators are old tech, it's like an air cooled engine!
Ol Tech? So is beer, BJs and asprin but I don't go to bed without having at least 1!

In a car - the only place water should be used is to wash a windshield!

My 77 perk will smoke your drippy off the line and come back around to spank yo behind! Why I've take'n on the fast push Italians to the new fangled high compressions come'n outa Jap-an and sat back and sip'd the sweet (and bitter) fruits of the perk!

Hoss Ghoul 11-27-2005 09:28 PM

LOL.

Instant Coffee...what say you?

P.S. I have one just as stained somewhere here...

BananaClip 11-27-2005 10:15 PM

ahahahaahahah too bad this got moved.

Eldorado 11-27-2005 10:17 PM

i guess he could have put a cigarette lighter adapter on it and put it in his car and did it that way....? :p

WolfeMacleod 11-27-2005 10:49 PM

Re: post the best real own coffepot in forum here!!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by livewirevoodoo
UNDERSTAND I have BEST COFFEEPOT of anyone on board!!!!!

SHow us the DYNO SCANS, F00!

944cabby 11-28-2005 12:42 AM

Re: Re: post the best real own coffepot in forum here!!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by WolfeMacleod
SHow us the DYNO SCANS, F00!
And a pic with you in it to prove it's yours!:D


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