Life Coach Hung Up on Me!

M.D. Holloway · 12-20-2005, 11:42 AM

So I get a call from some guy who says he is with the same clowns who put on the "Get Motivated" conference in Dallas in March and he is following up.

"March, jeez, your kinda behind huh?"

"Well, yes there were a lot of folks who attended and I just wanted to tell you that you are entitled to one free life coaching sessions"

"Listen dude, I'm really not the best guy to talk to about your offer, in fact I'm a pretty big critic of what you had to say during the conference, so you may not want to really talk to me."

"We are always interested in hearing from everybody, tell me what yo think of us".

"OK...."

after several minutes of a rant and a summation that compared the conference to a rabid Pentecostal revival...he said:

"I ofeten find that the ones who speak loadest have the least to say". And he hung up!

LMFAO!!!

Flatbutt1 · 12-20-2005, 11:43 AM

Ha, luv it!

Rikao4 · 12-20-2005, 11:53 AM

Hi Lube, hope your feeling better..check your caller ID, post his # for a good time in some bars.
Rika

legion · 12-20-2005, 11:58 AM

And I was thinking that Lube was a devotee of the Church of Oprah.

techweenie · techweenie's Garage

The few life coaches I have run across have been people who seem to me in desperate need of their own life coaches.

M.D. Holloway · 12-20-2005, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tcar
From your subject title, I thought you meant that your life coach was in love with you.... maybe stalking... otherwise I wouldn't have readed your post

tcar - face it, you feel vic to my guerrilla marketing techniques!

RANDY P · RANDY P's Garage

Positive mind power lunatics, all of 'em.

nostatic · nostatic's Garage

Lube, I'm sorry I hung up but you hurt my feelings...

rcecale · rcecale's Garage

Quote:

Originally posted by Rikao4
Hi Lube, hope your feeling better..check your caller ID, post his # for a good time in some bars.
Rika

He!!, post his number here so ALL can have some fun.

Randy

M.D. Holloway · 12-20-2005, 07:09 PM

Too funny! I will post it. Have to wait till I get back into the office.

livi · 12-21-2005, 06:57 AM

What is a Life Coach ?!!

A Dr Phil clone or some kind of living furniture ?

M.D. Holloway · 12-21-2005, 09:47 AM

The life coach that hung up on me is Mike Sanuto. His number is 800-931-8103.

Now, mind you, I have no ill feelings towards this guy and he was very curtious towards me. He turned ugly when I told him that his boss, some clown named Peter Lowe started a rant on God or something. Save the pulpit for Sunday! The thing is all about selling a service which can be found in any self help section of a Barnes & Noble.

Anyway, feel free to call him. Who knows, maybe he can coach one of you guys on improving your life skills? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

cowtown · 12-21-2005, 09:57 AM

We don't need life coaches. We have the Off Topic Forum to guide us. Through anything.

M.D. Holloway · 12-29-2005, 10:53 AM

Hay, if you got a minutes to kill during the break, give this guy a call (like evey 10 minutes or so!)

Don Ro · 12-29-2005, 11:09 AM

And when/if you do call Sri Sanuto, the spiritual materialist, be sure to ask him about his view of:
"Those who know, do - those who don't, teach." ... or however it goes.

tabs · 12-30-2005, 03:03 AM

Now the PROACTIVE thing to do would have bin to call him back and asked him if U were still friends.

onewhippedpuppy · 12-30-2005, 08:38 AM

Perhaps Peter was the leader of the cult. You don't speak ill about the leader.......