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And when you do, I will bow you you master race car driver/master 9-ball player Porsche, through and through Tim '83 944 http://community.webshots.com/user/strayer15 http://www.geocities.com/tstray15/Home.html |
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Does you car have a bunch of buttons on the steering wheel and do you have a brother name d Jim Jim?
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Oh, man, this is hilarious. I hope Wayne doesn't find this thread and close it too soon.
You know what, Edwin? I might have an average sized wang, but in addition to that, I have a Porsche. And you don't. And with every post, you show us how much you'd like to have one. And you don't. ------------------ Mark Szabo 1986 911 Targa 3.2 1987 Escort 5-speed 1.9 RIP The Porsche Owners Gallery |
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Is this the longest running post on here?
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Does daddy pay for your car? Famous in Hong Kong? I though you said your track was in Japan? So what are the names of these tracks anyway? Where you are famous of course... Tim in Sac |
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Did u guys see the movie "canonball run"
Those chong guys in that car with computers and video games, and the car is electric and sounds like a whiz when it moves? And then they jump out and use tae-kwan-doh at that parking lot or whatever on the people in the other cars because thats the only way they figure they will win? ------------------ why does that car have two pedals? how does it work? |
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all our base are belong to us, all our base!
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This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read in my life.
I have showed this thread to all of my co workers and we have all laughed our asses off. And they don't like Porsches either. My young friend... I firmly believe that god put stupid people like you on earth to make the rest of us feel a bit better about ourselves. How incredibly weak. I love it. [This message has been edited by Leland Pate (edited 07-21-2001).] [This message has been edited by Leland Pate (edited 07-21-2001).] |
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You guys are so stupid.
I said the track was in Japan, but I am famous in Hong Kong. My family is very international. It is common knowledge that motorsports are very popular in Hong Kong, and the best drivers are celebrity. Now you have gotten me in trouble again. My father was angry at me for missing dinner with my family last night, so he made me study all day today. Now he is made because I play on the computer. You are all scared of my challenge, no takers. I knew you Porsche guys had no balls. |
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you're the one that sinks balls
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Why are there two Edwin Leongs?
Edwin Loengs Isnt one too much as it is. [This message has been edited by echocanyons (edited 07-21-2001).] |
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I find it interesting that MR RICH PENISBREATH has a freebie hotmail email account.......
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Just think how fast he will be when he gets his driver's licence.
By the way, if you ever get the urge to drag race a Porsche for money, let me know. [This message has been edited by sammyg2 (edited 07-21-2001).] |
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He's famous...and yet there are NO records of him, his amazing feats of pool playing or his Michael Schumaker-beating driving abilities on the net.
I still find that a little suspicious...OK, a LOT suspicious. This is a mildly entertaining little thread though! C'mon dude, we wanna see your pics!!! Track records!!! Sponsorship contracts!!! Your 8 car garage full of Rice!!! |
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Show us your sister.
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Hey
whats daddy's e-mail address so we can tell him that his very international boy is embarassing his family name on the very international internet. Tim in Sac |
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Can anyone here tell me why the Chinese guy is trying to stereotype Porsche drivers as having small penises? Edwin, it sounds like you need to bone up on your stereotypes, stop "sinking balls", and realize that of all of us, you're the one most likely to have the tiny penis. I mean, come on little boy, if you're going to swing at the big guys, you at least need to do a little more homework than daddy makes you do. Please try to keep up.
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Oh, and if you're such a wiz at everything, the least you could do is attempt to use a dictionary while you're typing. Just as a favor to us 'Mercans who have a hard time taking you seriously when you can't spell more than 50% of your BS words correctly.
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Is it me or has anyone else noticed there are to edwins here. one spelled loeng and one spelled leong. Is someone upto a prank to keep this thread alive. Edwin leong has not posted since mid page 2 where edwin leong has seem have taken over. Ill still let you pay for my vacation to dublin with my wife and ill put up the ten thousand..pesos! viva mexico
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