The Bunny Ranch - Ever Been?

on-ramp · 01-05-2006, 05:37 AM

The Bunny Ranch - Ever Been?

good experience/bad? how much money?

TerryBPP · 01-05-2006, 05:49 AM

Ummmm.........uhhhh......hmmmmm......no.

RallyJon · 01-05-2006, 05:51 AM

Saw it on HBO. Have to say, I'm curious too. Is it possible that sex with a slightly skanky, silicone injected professional could possibly be so transcendent that when you're booted out after an hour, you exclaim, "Now that was the best $1000+ I ever spent!"

Not sure I'd want to try. They don't make rubber thick enough...

BlueSkyJaunte · 01-05-2006, 06:14 AM

Ew.

Though I do hear it's a popular way for ASU girls to make a little money over the various school breaks.

vash · vash's Garage

i saw that show on HBO. those ladies dont define beauty for me. IF i had to farm out for that type of talent, i think i would call for a high end hooker. thank god, i got the talent to talk girls into liking me. besides, i am a germ freak. bigtime.

i built a bridge bascially over a massage parlor. one evening i saw the young asian ladies coming to work. they were like anime hotties! one looked up at us and yelled "$300!". seems cheaper than the bunny.

damn those germs.

Jared at Pelican Parts · 01-05-2006, 08:57 AM

been there, but did not partake.

girls are kinda fugly there.

Amsterdam's red light district, thats another story. Gorgeous women

vash · vash's Garage

opposite with the thai hookers. not even with your dcik! not good looking, and they dont look...washed.

Eric 951 · 01-05-2006, 09:16 AM

Save your money and go to Montreal instead. Hotter women and better value.

pwd72s · 01-05-2006, 09:21 AM

Nothing like having a fatal STD out there to curb your enthusiasm for being a customer of the world's oldest profession.

Flatbutt1 · 01-05-2006, 09:23 AM

$1500 per hour!? Not even for a two fer with Angelina Jolie and Jeri Ryan

RallyJon · 01-05-2006, 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by Flatbutt1
Not even for a two fer with Angelina Jolie and Jeri Ryan

Exactly. I understand that there are people who can see good value in spending that much for an hour of nookie. But I don't imagine that a corporate ho like from the Bunny Ranch would provide any kind of reasonable, um, ROI.

red-beard · red-beard's Garage

What about Jeri Ryan and Jolene Blalock? Maybe that would be worth $1500?

Superman · 01-05-2006, 01:28 PM

I grew up in a small logging town in Northern Idaho. Fairly near by was the town of Wallace, Idaho. Anybody know where I'm going with this?

I don't think they are still in business, but the 'hospitality' vendors there were just an accepted part of the town's commerical community. Heck, they even sponsored little league baseball teams. I kid you not.

BlueSkyJaunte · 01-05-2006, 01:58 PM

Logging. Hehe.

juanbenae · juanbenae's Garage

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Originally posted by Eric 951
Save your money and go to Montreal instead. Hotter women and better value.

i read an article in maxium a few years back that said the food was good too.

ive had the one's that come to your house before. if they were gross you did not answer the door, yeah they'd be pissed. yelling and screaming but they'd get the idea. they were only like $200, and most were worth it.

now i can't afford one because i have a car habit and thats were all my whore and girlfriend money goes.

Superman · 01-05-2006, 02:50 PM

A friend recently told me he has a lady (let's call her that anyway) come to his place weekly. He sipped his beer, smiled and said "I don't pay her to do me. I pay her to leave."

Moses · 01-05-2006, 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by Superman
"I don't pay her to do me. I pay her to leave."

Ouch!

Seahawk · 01-05-2006, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by Superman
A friend recently told me he has a lady (let's call her that anyway) come to his place weekly. He sipped his beer, smiled and said "I don't pay her to do me. I pay her to leave."

And worth every penny...

Supe, that may be the single most honest thing I have ever read.

djmcmath · 01-05-2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by Superman
I grew up in a small logging town in Northern Idaho. Fairly near by was the town of Wallace, Idaho. Anybody know where I'm going with this?

I don't think they are still in business, but the 'hospitality' vendors there were just an accepted part of the town's commerical community. Heck, they even sponsored little league baseball teams. I kid you not.

I've never been to Wallace, but I understand it's one of the few places where the tourist t-shirts say, "No, Mom, I've never been to Wallace."

pbs911 · pbs911's Garage

I never heard of the Bunny Ranch, but was drawn to look it up on the internet.

First, I couldn't imagine paying any women for it, let alone $1,500 an hour. Second I imagined the girls at the Bunny Ranch to be pretty hot to command such a price. Here is one I found:

Am I wrong, or is this the same type of girl I could pick up at a local bar for the price of a couple drinks? I guess with inflation you don't get much for your money.