Anyone on here an FBI Special Agent? - Page 2

stevepaa · 01-18-2006, 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by coloradoporsche
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Naw. Probably will not tell publicly because of all the questions that come their way. My former neighbor is CIA and didn't tell me until last year. Now, they are secretive about what they do. FBI not in the same secret league.

competentone · 01-18-2006, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by coloradoporsche
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Wrong agency. I could tell you what agency has that rule for its employees, but then I'd have to kill you!

Superman · 01-19-2006, 05:52 AM

I have plenty of degrees, and I'm quite healty and fit....and competitive. But I have some, ummmm, background issues that might raise some eyebrows, to say the least. There's the black dress thing, for instance.

dhoward · dhoward's Garage

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Originally posted by Superman
I have plenty of degrees, and I'm quite healty and fit....and competitive. But I have some, ummmm, background issues that might raise some eyebrows, to say the least. There's the black dress thing, for instance.

Seemed to work ok for Hoover....Director Jim?

gaijindabe · 01-19-2006, 07:03 AM

I want Elvis' old badge.

john_colasante · 06-02-2006, 09:34 AM

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Originally posted by coloradoporsche
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

I came to this thread with the only intention to write that response. But I see someone took care of it already.

fastpat · 06-02-2006, 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by BGCarrera32
Read "Cold Zero : Inside the FBI Hostage Rescue Team" by Christopher Whitcomb. In the first couple chapters he details his time as a new agent...

Very good read. You can get it at Amazon.com or B&N.

You mean the FBI "Hostage Roasting Team", don't you? Government serial killers.

RickM · RickM's Garage

The falcon has landed and the fat man walks alone.

wludavid · wludavid's Garage

Funny that this thread was revived. An accounting degree isn't required, but since I don't have a JD or fluency in a language besides English, I need 3 years of full time employment (post-college) before I can apply. I'm a youngun and I'm coming up on that pretty soon. I still think I'll apply but I'm taking sort of a fatalistic stance. If they want me, I'll jump through the hoops needed to get in. But if they don't, I'm not going to kill myself for privilege of taking a pay cut and wearing a black suit to work.

sammyg2 · 06-02-2006, 10:57 AM

Just hang out with hanibal the canibal and catch the bad guy, it worked for agent starling.

BGCarrera32 · 06-02-2006, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by fastpat
You mean the FBI "Hostage Roasting Team", don't you? Government serial killers.

That is a tad disrespectful to those agents but you are entitled to your opinion.

They have a rather impressive record on almost everything besides scenarios that fell under Janet Reno's chain of command. Ruby Ridge and Waco were clearly ATF screwups that got the HRT tangled up in lose-lose situtations.

masraum · 06-02-2006, 11:42 AM

Waco? Pat's a waco!! I guess that should be Whacko.

fastpat · 06-02-2006, 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by BGCarrera32
That is a tad disrespectful to those agents but you are entitled to your opinion.

I was giving them the benefit of being human as it was. They should have been rounded up enmass and tried for mass murder, since that's what they perpetrated against the Branch Davidians at Mount Carmel, Texas.

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They have a rather impressive record on almost everything besides scenarios that fell under Janet Reno's chain of command.

What makes you think that?

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Ruby Ridge and Waco were clearly ATF screwups that got the HRT tangled up in lose-lose situtations.

Ruby Ridge was a BATFAE frame-up during the Bush I administration, that was hosed up by the US Marshals Service, killing Randy Weaver's 14 year old son. Then the FBI HRT took command and murdered Randy Weaver's wife. The killer was charged, but the federal government stepped in and took the case away from the state of Idaho and then dismissed the charges.

Outside Waco, TX at Mt. Carmel; the HRT tortured, then gassed, then burned alive the survivors, missing only those they couldn't shoot as they ran out of the burning building. The few survivors were imprisoned under a very unConstitutional set of federal laws on sentencing for crimes other than those for which defendants are actually convicted.

Those are the facts.

So no, I'm not disrespecting the FBI Hostage Rescue Team at all. They should be treated like the outlaws that they are.