A Conscience is a terrible thing - what would you do?

Purrybonker · 01-31-2006, 01:02 PM

It's an old story...

Assume that you're a middle-aged guy (and if you're reading this you probably are) and you've become "close" to a very attractive twenty-something female co-worker. You have no business relationship, you both just happen to work for the same company.

The plot thickens...

- you are in a defined relationship that you have no intention of "disturbing" and your co-worker understands this.

- this particular co-worker is of a physical type for which you have a particular penchant. (you really, really want to jump her bones).

other stuff thickens...

- the co-worker claims to have pursued meaningful relationships with men her own age and has given up on her generation. (maybe she has a father fixation or is a gold digger - who cares?)

- she seems very mature (maybe she's an "old soul", conflicting her with her own generation)

- the co-worker wants you to jump her bones.

now it gets really, really thick...

- the co-worker is quite religious - catholic, or baptist say. She recognizes the gravity of her proposition in that context.

- the co-worker is a virgin and has been "saving herself for marriage" up to this point, but has become so disenchanted with her prospects (the eligible men of her generation) that she has come to view her "virtuous state" to be an increasingly back-handed liability as she ages.

- the co-worker has asked that you relieve her of the burden of her virginity so that she can get on with her life and thereby invest less consequence in the men of her own generation that she may chose to get involved with in future.

Fascinating situation...

What would you do?

Jamie79SC · 01-31-2006, 01:04 PM

RUN do not walk away from what will surly be a BIG problem. You wouldn't be asking if you didn't already know the answer but wanted to hear something different.

onewhippedpuppy · 01-31-2006, 01:04 PM

Purely hypothetical, or somebody you, ahem, know?

Transfer, get the hell away from her. Men are weak, and why torture yourself. Relieve yourself of the temptation while you still can.

vash · vash's Garage

give her a blumpkin!

is the guy in the scenario married or just dating? is the female in the plot HOT?

forget it, go with the blumpkin! then prepare the alibi and lies.

masraum · 01-31-2006, 01:08 PM

Hypothetically? I'd hit it like there was no tomorrow.

realistically, I'd not hit it, and I'd be tortured wondering how much fun I had missed. But it would provide gobs of fantasy food for a while to come... (no pun intended, but it's a good one anyway)

pbs911 · pbs911's Garage

Get rid of the

Quote:

you are in a defined relationship that you have no intention of "disturbing" and your co-worker understands this.

and I'd do her.

Joeaksa · 01-31-2006, 01:12 PM

Run far away, you will hate yourself now but later understand.

I have a young lady chasing me (why I do not know) who is 28 years old. I am 50'ish and have told her several times to find someone her own age. She says the same thing as your lady friend, that the younger guys are nurds and that she likes older guys who do not play games. We have fun together but its a bit of a generation gap. We are having a wonderful time both in and out of bed but I still have this problem going out with someone who I am old enough to be her Father...

Lucky for me I keep finding overseas work and keep hoping that she finds someone else while I am away. I want a partner in life and not a young kid to keep an eye on so its not going to work for me.

Wake up and smell the roses. It might be fun for a while but find someone closer to your age you can grow old with IMHO.

JoeA

Overpaid Slacker · 01-31-2006, 01:15 PM

Virgin. Yeah.

Well, "That's what guys like to hear."

Go for broke: tell the person with whom "you" are involved that you want a threesome with this other, "Catholic" "Virgin".

Who knows?

JP

singpilot · 01-31-2006, 01:16 PM

Slacker?????

Have you no conscience showing up here after so long??????

Purrybonker · 01-31-2006, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by onewhippedpuppy
Men are weak, and why torture yourself. Relieve yourself of the temptation while you still can.

Torture... are you insane?

The story describes the most blissful possible situation for an old "hound dog".

Knowing that you could... the exquisite pleasure of knowing that you could reach out and pluck that if you wanted to. This is one of those rare, rare cases with women where the possibilities are actually more exquisite than the reality ever could be...

ah, getting older and having lots of notches on the belt is a wonderful thing.

Now, if she wasn't a virgin - well then all bets would be completely off, of course. Even hound dogs have to have some kind of moral compass. Besides, virgins are just way to much work - in more ways than one.

TerryBPP · 01-31-2006, 01:18 PM

I'd give her a Cleveland Steamer.

Seriously, banging a girl you have to work with can get very complicated to say the least.

Pics or ban!

Rick V · 01-31-2006, 01:28 PM

Just my $.02
I have been married for 20 years, we dated for 2 before that, needless to say we have been togeather for a while now. I passed on a few chances to "hit it" and while the wonder is there, I can't express how greatfull I am to have passed.
Forget about the complications at work.
Forget about the track covering.
Your hypothetical person has to look in the mirror every day, and may not like the face looking back.
JP is on the right track 3way. That way it is all with permition, no guilt, and a lifelong memory!

singpilot · 01-31-2006, 01:28 PM

Geez.

Relieving my burden by relieving her burden.

Sounds like a marriage made in anybody's heaven.

FrayAdjacent911 · 01-31-2006, 01:31 PM

If I weren't in a relationship... I'd bang it like a screen door in a hurricane...

but if I were in a relationship, I'd have to decline the opportunity to pluck her virginity. I'd bet she'd get clingy and want more, and really, really, mess things up if you didn't oblige her.

Tishabet · 01-31-2006, 01:31 PM

Don't dip your pen in the company inkwell.

Superman · 01-31-2006, 01:31 PM

Interesting. I've been noticing lately that there are a fair number of younger ladies who recognize the imprtant features present in older fellows and absent in younger ones, nearly without exception. Frankly, I can see where they are coming from.

This situation presents nothing but danger. There is "trouble" written all over it. These two women will chew you up and spit you out. You'll look like coarsely ground roadkill, if things work out ideally. If not, you'll be in even worse shape. My advice is like those above. Run screaming away.

On the other hand, this is precisely the kind of advice I regularly ignore. A comfortable life with low risk and rock-solid stability seems to be at the bottom of my priority list. I'd find a private location with sound-proof walls and attempt to show her ALL she has been missing. And then I'd schedule the next session.

kqw · 01-31-2006, 01:35 PM

Can you say Fatal attraction?????Some of these young girls tend to go overboard and become unstable.

She'll begin calling you all the time, sending you embaressing notes, stopping by unannounced, claiming she's in LOVE, throwing tantrums, crying if you want to break it off one day, that love will turn to hate and vengefullness, crying rape or pregnant etc, etc, etc...

AND she's not mature enough to keep your discretion..in other words, she'll tell it.

Find a hottie around 35ish and move on.....

pegasus9 · pegasus9's Garage

don't fish off the company pier..

Rot 911 · 01-31-2006, 01:38 PM

I think this is one reason why I stick around on OT. Everyone here can beat up on each other all day long regarding politics, yet most of us have a conscience and decent morals.

Oh, and I need a pic of the girl before I can give an educated response.

vash · vash's Garage

again, i am trying not to let my jealousy taint my response, but hit it hard.

religious hot virgin? i heard about her! according to the recent brotherhood thread, we aint gonna tell.