How to realize $20 mill from a $2500 investment

[RickM]

Not that we care but seems like this guy was in the right place at the right time.

(I was probably at the doctor when he handed over the $2500)


http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/eo/20060203/113902212000.html

"The Case of Paris' Purloined Possessions"


"Phoenix-based broker David Hans Schmidt, known as the "Sultan of Sleaze" due to his ties to the celebrity porn industry, has announced plans to auction off a slew of the hotel heiress' possessions for the bargain price of $20 million.

The items in question, including clothing, furniture, computers, personal journals, photos and videotapes, were stored by Hilton in a Los Angeles storage unit while she was in the process of moving from one house to another.

Schmidt claims the items were obtained by an unnamed buyer last November when the contents of the storage locker were sold for $2,775 after the bill to maintain the unit went unpaid."

[kach22i]

Originally posted by RickM
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/eo/20060203/113902212000.html

Schmidt claims that his collection of Hilton's belongings includes 18 diaries filled with tales of the party-loving socialite's sexual dalliances and celebrity encounters, numerous photos of Hilton in various poses and other material he called "mind-blowing."

He told the Los Angeles Times the diaries contain "everything that would be dear to a woman's heart: relationships, personal feelings, sex, love, breakups, sexual experiences, all those little things that make up a little girl's life. Her deepest, darkest secrets."

18 diaries .............................???

Who knew she could write that much?



I hear she has a couple of videos out.............anyone seen them?

[onewhippedpuppy]

She can write?!

[arcsine]

And what mentally impaired person is going to give him $20,000,000 for it?

[dd74]

I think it's easier to invest $2,500 in a rocket launcher aimed at a bank with $20 mil inside its vault.

[RickM]

Originally posted by dd74
I think it's easier to invest $2,500 in a rocket launcher aimed at a bank with $20 mil inside its vault.

ROFL, have you seen what launchers are going for these days?

[dd74]

Originally posted by RickM
ROFL, have you seen what launchers are going for these days?

What's a few more thousand among friends, Rick?

[svandamme]

Originally posted by onewhippedpuppy
She can write?!

my sentiments exactly , must be a hoax
or at best a ghost writer who did all the writing

[red-beard]

How to turn $2500 into $20000000

10% interest for 94-95 years compounded yearly.

[svandamme]

that's just boring red-beard

just give it to me , i'll hook you up in half the time

[real550A]

And what mentally impaired person is going to give him $20,000,000 for it?

I'm guessing PH herself.

[speeder]

Like my Dad used to say when we would see rich douche bags on a yacht, "That does it. I'm joining the communist party."

He was only kidding, but let's face it: any system that allows a waste of jizz like her to have 1000 times more $$ that the average person is just inherently focked-up.

[dd74]

LOL: "waste of jizz."

[Joeaksa]

Originally posted by speeder
Like my Dad used to say when we would see rich douche bags on a yacht, "That does it. I'm joining the communist party."

He was only kidding, but let's face it: any system that allows a waste of jizz like her to have 1000 times more $$ that the average person is just inherently focked-up.

Yea but everytime someone stays in a Hilton hotel, they make her and her idiot sister a bit richer.

Personally I am staying in a Marriott tonight (and the last month) and going to continue...

[Rick Lee]

Originally posted by speeder
Like my Dad used to say when we would see rich douche bags on a yacht, "That does it. I'm joining the communist party."

He was only kidding, but let's face it: any system that allows a waste of jizz like her to have 1000 times more $$ that the average person is just inherently focked-up.

Karl Marx couldn't have said it any better himself. Class warfare and envy are a b!tch.

[targa911S]

Originally posted by Joeaksa
Personally I am staying in a Marriott tonight (and the last month) and going to continue...

I hear the Marriott girls are sluts too!

[RickM]

Originally posted by speeder
Like my Dad used to say when we would see rich douche bags on a yacht, "That does it. I'm joining the communist party."

Where were you when observing this?

[speeder]

Originally posted by RickM
Where were you when observing this?

Any of several ritzy places where we were sailing. It's a joke, dude. No need to get your shorts in a knot. You see a bunch of fat, stupid white people w/ way too much $$, you make a joke about it. Call it the GOP convention or something.

It's like Arthur Ashe used to say: "There will not be true equality until a black man can be just mediocre and be wildly successful in America"......, you know, from golfing w/ the right people or having a Dad who was President.