Real men have hairy balls.

3 words -- chain mail underwear.

Get a set of clippers dude.

James Bond never shaved his sack. He waxed his pubes into a twirled mustache.

That's a visual I REALLY could've done without.

mach 3 GT...also need the tight skin. Oh so good feeling!

i will use my beard clipper on my bag, no shave there, thats just crazy, now i have done a porn shaft shave before and as it grew out it felt like i have a porcupine in my shorts. these days its all beard trimmer.

gonna hurt for me to sit down all day today! you are talkin' vasectomy, right??
ryan

No, snipped it with scissors while doing a little clean up work...ow

What's the old saying... "The lower you trim the hedges, the bigger the house looks.."

Unfortunately I was drinking coffee and eating a bagel when I read this post .... and I just wanted to thank you for that.

"The smaller the salad, the bigger the steak looks."



Why oh why did I ever click on this thread? :D

Wow, this thread is faggy.

Haven't geneticists come up with a gene therapy that prevents scrotal hair growth yet? Someone needs to tell these guys to get to work on the stuff that really matters.

Then again, making my loads taste like Godiva chocolate truffles might come in handy. I got a list of great ideas for those gene splicer scientists. . .

Every dog smells his own.

No kidding. Mul, Why in the world would you think a bunch of anonymous men discussing their scrotums and how they trim their pubic hair was faggy?

What's the matter with you, Boy?

One of the popular alternative to razors and depillatories, which were frowned upon and had to be hidden at my girls boarding school, was lighting a rolled up newspaper and passing it where needed.:eek: Worked best for the less hirsute. Of course, I don't think hairy scrotums were very common in my class:D

Brings a new visual to "There's a fire down below!"

You could always teach your girlfriends the technique Turkish barbers use on men with hairy ears;)

Real men just shove a ferret down their trousers.

http://www.wesjones.com/ferret.htm