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Just cut my sack.
Trimmin' down under and snipped the bag...OUCH. Bled like hell...never again.
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My eyes are watering as I type this. Ouch!
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Froshmen mistake - next time pull that skinn taught, use a twin blade Bic with liquid moisturizing soap. Have your lady take hold of the sitch!
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04-02-2006, 01:48 PM
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You have to use the right tools, or it can get really ugly really fast.
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Scissors? You used scissors? Dark mother man
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04-02-2006, 01:49 PM
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I'm sorry about your pain man, but jeez, I've gotta say I was laughing so hard that beer was coming out of my nose.
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04-02-2006, 01:55 PM
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when I was younger getting the boo boo to feel better involved getting kisses ... just a thought
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04-02-2006, 01:59 PM
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In the shop at Pelican
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Quattro, and barber soap. taut skin and better yet, have your g/f do it for you. tis fun.
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04-02-2006, 02:00 PM
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Location: The Thawing Wasteland of the North
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04-02-2006, 02:03 PM
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Location: Travelers Rest, South Carolina
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The last time I saw a guy with shaved gonad container was when we were prepping a guy for surgery and notice his lack of fur in the right location, the all over tan, and the black polish on his toenails.
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04-02-2006, 02:12 PM
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Wow that hurt. No more scissors here. Never thought I'd have a Band-Aid on my bag...
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04-02-2006, 04:14 PM
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Mr. B, I'm gonna try for the "kiss" angle...
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04-02-2006, 04:16 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Monmouth county, NJ USA
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Straight razor and do it dry!
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04-02-2006, 04:27 PM
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There's nothing quite like the feeling of a freshly shorn scrotum. I suggest you try it. It's breathtaking.
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04-02-2006, 04:43 PM
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Gassy, I hope the gin was'nt used to cleanse the wound?? OUCH!!
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04-02-2006, 04:49 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA
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Get some help from a lady friend next time!
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04-02-2006, 05:34 PM
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A rule of thumb: Keep sharp objects away from genitals.
It has worked well for me so far.
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04-02-2006, 06:12 PM
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Geez, I thought this was a vasectomy thread...you failed at grooming?
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Jesus gassy you're a lunatic man... SOrry dude, but I'm still chuckling...
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04-02-2006, 08:36 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Travelers Rest, South Carolina
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You're supposed to help her trim her's. Haven't you heard the slang term, "getting some trim"?
Where do you suppose it came from, dood? 
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