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Just cut my sack.

Trimmin' down under and snipped the bag...OUCH. Bled like hell...never again.
Gin is helping.
Old 04-02-2006, 01:25 PM
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My eyes are watering as I type this. Ouch!
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Old 04-02-2006, 01:41 PM
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Froshmen mistake - next time pull that skinn taught, use a twin blade Bic with liquid moisturizing soap. Have your lady take hold of the sitch!
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Old 04-02-2006, 01:48 PM
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You have to use the right tools, or it can get really ugly really fast.
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Old 04-02-2006, 01:48 PM
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Scissors? You used scissors? Dark mother man
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I'm sorry about your pain man, but jeez, I've gotta say I was laughing so hard that beer was coming out of my nose.
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Old 04-02-2006, 01:55 PM
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when I was younger getting the boo boo to feel better involved getting kisses ... just a thought
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Quattro, and barber soap. taut skin and better yet, have your g/f do it for you. tis fun.
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Next time, get the proper kit for this:

http://www.thamike.com/faux_newz/31_314/bastards.html
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The last time I saw a guy with shaved gonad container was when we were prepping a guy for surgery and notice his lack of fur in the right location, the all over tan, and the black polish on his toenails.

I think it's fair to say he marched to a different drummer.
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Wow that hurt. No more scissors here. Never thought I'd have a Band-Aid on my bag...
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Mr. B, I'm gonna try for the "kiss" angle...
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There's nothing quite like the feeling of a freshly shorn scrotum. I suggest you try it. It's breathtaking.
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Gassy, I hope the gin was'nt used to cleanse the wound?? OUCH!!
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Get some help from a lady friend next time!
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A rule of thumb: Keep sharp objects away from genitals.

It has worked well for me so far.
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Geez, I thought this was a vasectomy thread...you failed at grooming?
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Old 04-02-2006, 06:15 PM
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Jesus gassy you're a lunatic man... SOrry dude, but I'm still chuckling...
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You're supposed to help her trim her's. Haven't you heard the slang term, "getting some trim"?

Where do you suppose it came from, dood?
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