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gassy 04-02-2006 01:25 PM

Just cut my sack.
 
Trimmin' down under and snipped the bag...OUCH. Bled like hell...never again.:o
Gin is helping.

Stephen 325TDS 04-02-2006 01:41 PM

My eyes are watering as I type this. Ouch!

M.D. Holloway 04-02-2006 01:48 PM

Froshmen mistake - next time pull that skinn taught, use a twin blade Bic with liquid moisturizing soap. Have your lady take hold of the sitch!

PorscheGuy79 04-02-2006 01:48 PM

You have to use the right tools, or it can get really ugly really fast. :D
lol

lendaddy 04-02-2006 01:49 PM

Scissors? You used scissors? Dark mother man:(

450knotOffice 04-02-2006 01:55 PM

I'm sorry about your pain man, but jeez, I've gotta say I was laughing so hard that beer was coming out of my nose. :D :D :eek:

MisterB 04-02-2006 01:59 PM

when I was younger getting the boo boo to feel better involved getting kisses ... just a thought

Jared at Pelican Parts 04-02-2006 02:00 PM

Quattro, and barber soap. taut skin and better yet, have your g/f do it for you. tis fun.

Brian Cameron 04-02-2006 02:03 PM

Next time, get the proper kit for this:

http://www.thamike.com/faux_newz/31_314/bastards.html

fastpat 04-02-2006 02:12 PM

The last time I saw a guy with shaved gonad container was when we were prepping a guy for surgery and notice his lack of fur in the right location, the all over tan, and the black polish on his toenails.

I think it's fair to say he marched to a different drummer.

gassy 04-02-2006 04:14 PM

Wow that hurt. No more scissors here. Never thought I'd have a Band-Aid on my bag...
Christian.

gassy 04-02-2006 04:16 PM

Mr. B, I'm gonna try for the "kiss" angle...

VINMAN 04-02-2006 04:27 PM

Straight razor and do it dry!:eek:

Porsche-O-Phile 04-02-2006 04:43 PM

There's nothing quite like the feeling of a freshly shorn scrotum. I suggest you try it. It's breathtaking.

VINMAN 04-02-2006 04:49 PM

Gassy, I hope the gin was'nt used to cleanse the wound?? OUCH!!

Joeaksa 04-02-2006 05:34 PM

Get some help from a lady friend next time!

coloradoporsche 04-02-2006 06:12 PM

A rule of thumb: Keep sharp objects away from genitals.

It has worked well for me so far.

red-beard 04-02-2006 06:15 PM

Geez, I thought this was a vasectomy thread...you failed at grooming?

cstreit 04-02-2006 08:36 PM

Jesus gassy you're a lunatic man... SOrry dude, but I'm still chuckling... :)

fastpat 04-02-2006 08:41 PM

You're supposed to help her trim her's. Haven't you heard the slang term, "getting some trim"?

Where do you suppose it came from, dood?:eek: :cool:


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