"even a blind hog finds an acorn every once in a while.."
ryan

"You're not exactly what they call 'book smart', are ya?"





...and here is the nastiest insult I have ever heard...a friend of mine said it to his girlfriend when they were breaking up...



"F*cking you is not worth putting up with you."




That was over 20 years ago and it still harshes my mellow....

"F**K you and the horse you rode up on"

I can't believe nobody mentioned this time tested favorite:

"Kiss my A$$"

"A good piece of @ss would probably kill you."
My dear sweet wife actually said that to a co-worker who thought he was SO hot. The 'legend in his own mind' type. There was no response.
Les

"You've got a bad balls-to-brains ratio."

bite my shiny metal a** - Bender

don't leave in a huff...leave in a minute and a huff. If you can't leave in a minute and a huff leave in a taxi - G. Marx

fries are up

cock smoke

and

Bush sucks

"Assumption is the mother of all fuch ups........" (Steven Seagal movie)

"Looks like her face was on fire and they put it out w/ an ice pick...."

And the all time greatest, IMO: "You could bore the ass whole in a wooden hobby horse......" Dorothy Parker :D :D