Robertson: God's tsunami

techweenie · techweenie's Garage

Apparently Pat Robertson's god is not almighty. He (of course it's a he) told Pat that a tsunami "might" hit the Pacific Northwest this year. Maybe they've both been watching the Discovery Channel...

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/05/18/national/main1628215.shtml?source=RSS&attr=HOME_1628215

Jim Richards · 05-18-2006, 06:41 AM

LOL! Robertson is a nut case.

Based on my discussions with God, I predict that we'll have tornados and hurricanes causing death and destruction in 2006. I also predict that this summer will have hot days and this winter will have cold days. We will also have rain sometime, but God wasn't too specific when it would come.

onewhippedpuppy · 05-18-2006, 07:06 AM

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Originally posted by Jim Richards
LOL! Robertson is a nut case.

Based on my discussions with God, I predict that we'll have tornados and hurricanes causing death and destruction in 2006. I also predict that this summer will have hot days and this winter will have cold days. We will also have rain sometime, but God wasn't too specific when it would come.

A prophet in our midst!!!

Every time some jerkoff "man of God" such as Robertson opens his mouth, I can just picture Jesus standing in the background rolling his eyes. "Dude, stop making me look bad." Yeah, that's right, Jesus says dude, he's up on the times.

vash · vash's Garage

surfs up dudes!

Tervuren · Tervuren's Garage

What about one hitting the US East Coast? What would you say if he said that?

Jim Richards · 05-18-2006, 07:20 AM

excellent. surf's up dood.

Z-man · Z-man's Garage

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Originally posted by vash
surfs up dudes!

"I'm just waiting for my set." Bodhi in Point Break.

-Z.

techweenie · techweenie's Garage

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Originally posted by Tervuren
What about one hitting the US East Coast? What would you say if he said that?

I'd say the same thing: he'd been watching Discovery. It's the collapse of Cumbra Vieja that's supposed to destroy the East coast.

Moneyguy1 · 05-18-2006, 07:42 AM

Why does God speak to some but not to others?

Or are those to whom God speaks delusional?

IMHO, those who claim to have direct converstaions with God in which God answers are the most dangerous people in the world. Witness the Middle East for some evidence of that.

rfuerst911sc · 05-19-2006, 11:59 AM

My beer just told me he's a nut job!!!!

onewhippedpuppy · 05-19-2006, 12:05 PM

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Originally posted by rfuerst911sc
My beer just told me he's a nut job!!!!

Yours too!? What would Jesus drink?

defcon65 · 05-19-2006, 12:09 PM

See The Onion article: Pat Robertson declares pie not tasty. What a charlatan. I'm glad he won't be bothering me in hell.

nota · 05-19-2006, 01:59 PM

proof there is no god
no lighting bolt on this dolt

if there was a god
there would be no pat R

MichiganMat · MichiganMat's Garage

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Originally posted by onewhippedpuppy
Yours too!? What would Jesus drink?

He would drink:

hunter914 · 05-19-2006, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by Moneyguy1
Why does God speak to some but not to others?

Or are those to whom God speaks delusional?

IMHO, those who claim to have direct converstaions with God in which God answers are the most dangerous people in the world. Witness the Middle East for some evidence of that.

I'm not sure, but clearly God hates U.S. soldiers.

God talked with George Bush and said "I want you to be President".

George Bush, with both poor planning and execution, attacked Iraq, putting our soldiers in harms way.

Even knowing that instead of creating a democracy, we've created an enemy's theocracy and civil war, George Bush continues to keep our troops in harm's way with no clear mission, no clear goal in sight.

-------->http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/05/19/iraq.main/index.html

God likes George Bush

George Bush hates our Troops

God hates our Troops.

My only question is, "why?"