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I'm all for a free and self-governed Burnin' Oil. Recent polls indicate that Burnin' Oil is 100% in favor of seceding from the Union. I will, of course, continue to receive the benefits of living in the U.S., since my property is here and I really don't have any viable otions to using public roads, utilities, etc. However, my sovereign self will have no property tax, income tax, self-employment tax, social security tax, etc. and I will govern myself as I see fit. It's gonna be great!
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I hope you secede.
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I can't decide which is more scarry....
An oppressive federal government or A bunch of whackos on the local level trying to "enforce the bible". God help us all.
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Independance? Maybe before TV, air-conditioning and cheap immigrant labor. Not gonna happen now.
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Death therapy.
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paste, why do you think SC would remain a self-contained independent state if it did leave the Union?
I forsee every radical splinter group within the state itself declaring independence from whatever government is formed after leaving the federal umbrella. Leaving a patchwork of fiefdoms, or rival warlords to control and devastate the utopia of an independent SC. Then the federal governement starts the carpet bagging(er carpet bombing) and after a succesful invasion declares martial law on the rogue state. Everyone is happy except the southern seperatists who didn't learn from their mistakes the first time (1860s) or the second time (2000s). They proceed to fantasize about how leaving the federal government will result in idyllic days spent lolling about the plantation porch in white Col. Sanders' suits sipping Mint Julips humming "Song of the South" with Uncle Remus and discussing the brutality of the blue-bellies while overseeing their unpaid laborers toiling in the fields and plotting revenge on the "unlawful" aggression of the Federals. The whole time being completely ignorant of the fact that had their ancestors not been such pussies in the 1860s and fought harder they never would have been in this situation in the first place.
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You going to include New Orleans in this succession? Look how fast that hand went out when they needed help.
Maybe you and your dress-up buddies want out, but the MAJORITY of people are all to willing to reap the benefits of a Federal Gov. Even though you refuse to admit there are any.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. That's the funniest damn thing I've read in a long time, thanks. I picture a bunch of those dorks that play Civil War standing toe to toe with the Army, holding muskets and playing bugles. You southern people are just silly.
BTW Pat, when are you going to swear off the internet? It was created by the evil government (and Al Gore), yet you seem to greatly enjoy taking advantage of it. I would suggest physically cutting and pasting out of newspaper articles, then mailing them to us to further your "cause", but that would require the use of the US Postal Service. Of course, you would have to either drive to the store to get the papers, or have them delivered, and that would require roads, so scratch that idea. ![]()
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I guess a good first step would be to wean the state from Federal monies. Perhaps the SC senators and congressmen could introduce a bill that would rejects any Federal payments, programs, etc in the state ie: highway funds, welfare, soc sec., tobacco crop subsidies, etc...
They could then pass another bill allowing all federal withholding returned to the payor. Problem is, gonna look like a benefit for the rich with the most money returned to those who pay the most taxes and no benefit for the poor who use most of the entitlement programs. I'd bet SC receives more tax benefits than they pay. Better hope those people don't vote. Ain't ever gonna happen.
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Pat can send me his government pension, no self respecting libertarian/southern separatist would accept it I'm sure. And...........I could really use it! So Pat, do you want to mail it monthly or do a direct deposit setup. PM me the details if you like.
PS. I need it soon, so please do act swiftly. Thanks.
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