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There maybe something behind controlled celibacy. Sex is one of the only thing a women can hold out on and have power over us. She essentially establishes power by giving or not-giving up the tail. I don't think I like that. I would much rather have the power yet most men remain powerless because we all want to have sex and we have to wait till the women will "allow" it. Nope, not cool.

Now, some women will do it even if they don't want to - but they will just do it to please you. Albeit sex, it is a mercy screw. I will be darned if I will take pussywelfare!

So - unless my wife is begging for it will I give her the chance to ride the slide. I have taken the power away and am no longer a slave to the little brain! (This should last about 2 more weeks!)

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Old 06-01-2006, 07:53 PM
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Nostatic,
Do you think your G/F is trying to tell you something? I mean think about it---Just the fact that she is talking about the theories of abstaining is too much for me. Sure sounds like the beginning of the end for you. Good Luck!!!
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Old 06-01-2006, 08:10 PM
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Shes trying to gain power over you dude! Don't let her! Abstain from her loins and get the power back!
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I need to see pictures of your g/f before giving my answer.
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Old 06-01-2006, 08:38 PM
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I think since she is asking she is interested in your well being and performance on the track.

So the win-win here is:
1- Tell her it's vital to do the deed frequently before any track days.
2- Sign up for all the track days possible.

You're gettin action anyway you slice it!
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Old 06-01-2006, 09:05 PM
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Sluts are less complicated imo. Find one that naturally sleeps with her knees up and spread for never having to deal w/sex bs. Forget about "she's a nice person" priority.

different strokes for different folks.
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Old 06-01-2006, 09:40 PM
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Old 06-02-2006, 03:14 AM
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I drink a bottle of Jack D, then I hit it. So in the morning I can't remember the event and so it never happpend.

Problem solved.
Old 06-02-2006, 04:04 AM
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i am not sure if this has anything to do with chemicals. I you are staying up later than you should for an hour or so of Hot Sloppy Monkey S*X, doing 54 in the Hallway. it will tire your legs out, then you get less sleep. If you start early enough to devote a full nights rest, there will be less fatigue in the morning.

How ever, if you let the GF or Wife take a short ride for a quick POP and snore, then ya didnt expend too much energy.

Man, I sleep like baby after that.
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Old 06-02-2006, 04:23 AM
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I always thought sex was more important than the game. So if you have time after bangin, then go to the game.
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Old 06-02-2006, 04:33 AM
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...uuummm, bang???
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I still say to abstain and make her beg for it, then only give it too her in the most dirty of ways! Teach her who the boss is!!!

Mens gots ta gets da powa back!
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Old 06-02-2006, 07:43 AM
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I do not read that Nostatic's g/f is pushing the abstaining choice, she asked the question which option he thought was best. This is seemingly not a female powerplay.

Others are correct though: It is a local time trial and not the Monaco GP. Have a drink, do your manly duty and sleep like a baby.
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I once 'banged' on the morning of a 5K race. I was like 4 minutes off my normal pace. I say abstain and bang afterwards....just get the bang in......
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Life is too short.... bang.
good point! you never know what might happen in turn 9
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I have been involved in plenty of athletics and have worked with folks who are much wiser than myself in these matters. My current daily workmate regularly whooped up on an Olypic wrestling champion. My work mate and our boss are both former world class wrestlers and coaches and referees. The answer to your question is known. Boinking makes you weak. I'm not kidding. Try this: Put an amount of weight on your barbell that you know you can lift, but you cannot life much more. Fuk. Go try to lift that weight. It's pathetic how weak we are after The Act.
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Old 06-02-2006, 11:42 AM
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I do not read that Nostatic's g/f is pushing the abstaining choice, she asked the question which option he thought was best. This is seemingly not a female powerplay....
It is all a female powerplay - if sex is involved it is a powerplay. Some may wrap it up so that you think that they are not trying to extablish power over you - those are the ones to be most fearfull of for they are the most shrewd and cunnting.

If Gawd made three options instead of two things would be much different!
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Not only would I bang before the game, I would try and get a blow job in the car on the way to the game. Of course at my age that is much less likely to happen.

I do believe that sex makes you a little weaker. But who gives a fuch, I just got laid. I think the Taliban should try it. It might just make the world a happier place

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