Best drinking cheers

[Amail]

While in France, I've run across a guy from the UK with one of the best drinking cheers I've heard:

"Up your bum, no babies"

Way better than "Here's mud in your eye".

Any other gems out there?

[craigster59]

"Here's to you and here's to me,
best of friends we'll always be.
If by chance you disagree,
f*ck you, here's to me!"

[scottmandue]

"If the sea were whiskey and I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up"

"if I had the wings of an eagle,
and the a$$ of a dirty old crow,
I'd fly over [insert name of town] tomorrow,
and crap on the people below."

[sammyg2]

Here's to the wound that never heals
the more you rub it the better it feels
there aint no soap this side of he!!
to take away that fishy smell

I'm ashamed of myself

[Amail]

Here's to Mag, that ugly hag
that sleazy, slimy slut

Algae grows between her toes
and pus runs out her butt

Before I climb them scaley legs
and suck them festerin' t!ts

I'd drink a gallon of epsom salts
and die the drizzlin' *****s


My wife has finally learned that - took her 20 years.

[jester911]

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we are asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

--Old Irish toast.

[jester911]

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale
Were tattooed the prices of ale.
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same information in braille.

[svandamme]

y'all must be slow drinkers or sometin
the onlything i find worth muttering prior to drinking something is "bartender, keep em coming!"

[gr8fl4porsche]

'I have a few reasons for drinking'
'And one just popped into my head'
'If a man can't drink when he's living'
'How the hell can he drink when he's dead'

[Steve Carlton]

"Here's to all the kisses we've snatched,
and vice versa."

[jorian]

From an aussie friend.

"Get it down yer neck!"

[sammyg2]

Not a cheer, but somewhat related:

A guy walked in a bar the other afternoon and instructed the bartender to cut him off at one.
Then he thought about it and said "what the heck, make it one thirty".

[Overpaid Slacker]

Up the long ladder
And down the short rope
To He!! with King Billy
And God bless the Pope

If that doesn't do
We'll tear him in two
And send him to He!!
With his Red White and Blue

Slainte!!

[Howard Agency]

May the wind at your back not be your own..

[Moneyguy1]

The leaf may kiss the tree goodbye
A bee may kiss a butterfly.
The sparkling wine may kiss the glass
And you my friend....

CHEERS!!

[dafischer]

For women, when they're drinking Martini's...

I like to have a Martini,
Two at the very most—
After three I’m under the table,
After four I’m under my host.

[AFJuvat]

Here's to us
We may not get all we want
We may not get all we need
Just so long as we don't get
what we deserve.

[Isabo]

Originally posted by Amail
While in France, I've run across a guy from the UK with one of the best drinking cheers I've heard:

"Up your bum, no babies"

Way better than "Here's mud in your eye".

Any other gems out there?

I remember a variant from the UK "One up the bum, no harm done". Source: My boarding school!!!

[Hugh R]

My brothers and mine:

"To Us, Fu(k everyone else!"

[Jeff Higgins]

See my sig below. Learned it from my dad.