The End is Near

[Howard Agency]

I told you guys this was gonna happen. All this bickering about who's to blame for all the problems in the world, when all he wanted to know is what the hell we are gonna do to fix it. The Big Guy has spoken!

Red Sea is parting again

[on-ramp]

tectonic plates have been shifting for millions of years, so what's the big deal?

[Howard Agency]

Originally posted by on-ramp
tectonic plates have been shifting for millions of years, so what's the big deal?

"On average, the two sides move apart at about 2 centimeters per year [0.8 inches per year]. But, as this event demonstrates, the motion is episodic and jerky. This poses considerable hazard to the local inhabitants, which is higher for the next few years.

Over a period of three weeks, the crust on the sides of the rift moved apart by 26 feet and magma—enough to fill a football stadium more than 2,000 times—was injected along a vertical crack, forming a new crust.

This is the first rifting episode to have occurred since 1970 and the largest single rip in the Earth's continental crust during the satellite-monitoring era."

I ain't sayin he's responsible, and I ain't sayin he aint.

[Moses]

It wasn't me this time.

[84porsche]

Originally posted by Moses
It wasn't me this time.

LMAO. Howard, it could be possible. Keep the faith, you never know.

[tabs]

I have a scheduled appointment with him for later today, I'll get back with ya and let you know what he says.

[Mulhollanddose]

Originally posted by tabs
I have a scheduled appointment with him for later today, I'll get back with ya and let you know what he says.

God is not a pit-boss at the Bellagio.

[Jared at Pelican Parts]

rather, hes at Vegas World

[Howard Agency]

If you call him from Israel, is it a local call?

[tabs]

Originally posted by Mulhollanddose
God is not a pit-boss at the Bellagio.

He is to me....

Gawd told me to tell all of you to not watch TV as much. He said its rotting your brains out, your letting the media manipulate your emotions so that you buy more McDonalds and Coke Cola to "assuge" the aniexty they cause.

Gawd further elobrated and said your ("his children") are constantly being bombarded with so much information (in this case diasters) that you've all gone on overload. That in past times "his children" didn't have instant access to every little thing that happened that it took time for information to travel from one place to another, so it all seemed like calmer times.

He said for all of you to "keep the faith" and rest assured that he is watching over every single one of you. That he is your Gawd in hand, but don't ask him what he thinks of you, as he might not give you the answer you want him to." With that we adjurned to the bar for a coupla of cool libations on this hot day in July.

[tabs]

PS...Gawd is awfull fond of quoting Fleetwood Mac.

[tabs]

Originally posted by tabs



He said for all of you to "keep the faith" and rest assured that he is watching over every single one of you. That he is your Gawd in hand, but don't ask him what he thinks of you, as he might not give you the answer [........] you want him to." With that we adjurned to the bar for a coupla of cool libations on this hot day in July.

After a coupla cool ones...I corrected Gawd saying..
"You (Gawd) made a mistake is quoting Fleetwood Mac , that the lyric really went..."He might not give you the answer THAT you want him to." Gawd looked over at me and said, "Theodore" He calls me that when hes cross with me..." Your not Gawd, so who if the fk are U to correct me, I can make it anyway I want to, I say it and its a done deal. So piss off U little rodents breath." Gawd tends to get that way when he is a little drunk...he then demanded that I give him one of those famous cigars that I am fond of handing out.

[Aurel]