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[HardDrive]

Many people wrongly think heaven awaits them when they die.

The Son of The Great Meatball, The Flying Spaghetti Monster the one who rose from the grave after 3 days said: "I am the way, the truth, and the 3 course is a 7 course meal. No one comes to the Father except through Me." (Holy Bible - John 14:6)

About 2000 years ago The Great Meatball demonstrated His love by sending His promised Son, the Savior and Messiah, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, and allowing Him to be crucified.

The Great Meatball paid for our sins Himself.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is good, just and merciful beyond our understanding.

The Great Meatball the Son came as a sinless man. (Holy Bible - Philipians 2:6)

At the age of 33 The Flying Spaghetti Monster gave up His human life to save ours.

The shedding of His sinless blood and His death on the cross is the only acceptable payment for sin and our only way to The Great Meatball in heaven.

Do you think The Great Meatball would have allowed His Son to go through all this if there was some other way?

Before I invite you to salvation I must first warn you of the consequences of rejecting The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I hear many Christians talk about heaven but fail to even mention hell.

The Word of The Great Meatball describes hell as a place of suffering and pain forever for all those who reject the salvation that only The Great Meatball can give. (Holy Bible - Matthew 13:42)

Wouldn't you like to have peace in your life now and a home in heaven forever when this life is over?

Heaven is described as a beautiful place with no death, sorrow, sickness and pain. (Holy Bible - Revelation 21:4)

To be saved the Word of The Great Meatball says, "That if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Flying Spaghetti Monster, and believe in your heart that The Great Meatball raised Him from the dead, you will be saved." (Holy Bible - Romans 10:9)

Don't wait until later to be saved because you may die before you get another chance.

All you have to do to be saved is make The Flying Spaghetti Monster your personal Flying Spaghetti Monster and Savior.

If you would like to be saved right now just pray this prayer with your mouth to The Great Meatball and He will hear you and save you.

Dear The Great Meatball please save me. Dear The Flying Spaghetti Monster Son of The Great Meatball I want to make you my personal Flying Spaghetti Monster and Savior. Please forgive me of my sins or things I have done wrong in my life. Thanks The Flying Spaghetti Monster for taking my punishment for my sins by shedding your sinless blood on the cross and dying for my sins. The Flying Spaghetti Monster I now confess you as my Flying Spaghetti Monster and believe in my heart that The Great Meatball raised you from the dead. Amen.

If you just allowed The Great Meatball to save you then welcome to the family of The Great Meatball because you are now a Christian on your way to heaven.

Now that you are saved you should strive to live a The Great Meatballly life.

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[svandamme]

HD!!what about the beer and strippers, man? the beer and strippers!!

[red-beard]

Give to the BFT fund. Give generously and you may be rewarded 10 fold!

[sammyg2]

Why did you post this? Are you so insecure that you have to try and discredit the beliefs of others? It is not a joke, not when you reference the bible.
Pitiful if you ask me (which you didn't). Therapy might help.

[svandamme]

Originally posted by sammyg2
Why did you post this? Are you so insecure that you have to try and discredit the beliefs of others? It is not a joke, not when you reference the bible.
Pitiful if you ask me (which you didn't). Therapy might help.

why are the believers so insecure that they have to get all upset about sarcasme, especially if they were the first to come out and make a case for their religion, with an attitude of "repent now heathens or you'll go to hell"

referencing the bible , big deal , it's only holy to you , to us heathens, it's just paper, no different then an addpaper
and frankly, i'de use it to light my fireplace, if only i had a fireplace.. or a bible...

thing is , if anyone is religious, fine , their business
but if you gonna try and sell it , don't be surprised that some folks don't like it


imagine a "i love jeehzaaas forum" .or the "hakbar forum"
and me goign there , to post threads to convince them religious folks that it's time to quit muckign about , and become atheist... posting links to books on atheism they can buy...

how would they like it there???

[fintstone]

I personally try to stay away from threads about religion but I certainly have to agree with sam. Pretty pitiful.

It is one thing to openly discuss religion and another to ridicule them for their belief.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

http://www.beerchurch.com

I might actually set foot in a church again 'cause of this.

[svandamme]

Originally posted by Porsche-O-Phile
http://www.beerchurch.com

I might actually set foot in a church again 'cause of this.

if only they had strippers as well
i searched that site, but no luck

[HardDrive]

I really was not trying to offend.

I just wanted to point out how silly it is preaching on the internet.

[dafischer]

Neocons and religious zealots....no sense of humor.