Here is the bloke responsible for...

[livi]

...3000 posts of quality spamming - flanked by two of his daughters.



Its been a true joy so far !

[bryanthompson]

girl on the right may want to have that looked at... I hear blue-tongue-itis is rare and contageous.

[svandamme]

no worries Bryan , Markus is a pediatrician , he can fix it...

[scottmandue]

And stop whining about the weather or suck it up and move to Los Angeles. You could switch careers to plastic surgeon (lots of work out here) and your daughters are blond and beautiful, they will fit right in... in a few weeks they will be saying.. like yaknow and... fursure...

[svandamme]

Originally posted by scottmandue
And stop whining about the weather or suck it up and move to Los Angeles. You could switch careers to plastic surgeon (lots of work out here) and your daughters are blond and beautiful, they will fit right in... in a few weeks they will be saying.. like yaknow and... fursure...

and then Markus can get himself a golddigging trophy wife, with a little Chihuahua and a 10 grand a month maintenance contract to keep her tits from sagging

[livi]

[scottmandue]

Originally posted by svandamme
and then Markus can get himself a golddigging trophy wife, with a little Chihuahua and a 10 grand a month maintenance contract to keep her tits from sagging

Nooooooo no no.... rent, don't buy... have you learned nothing from reading this board?

[Flatbutt1]

Originally posted by livi
...3000 posts of quality spamming - flanked by two of his daughters.



Its been a true joy so far !

save that picture bro, every now and again I break one out to humble my grown up kids!

[Amail]

I appreciate the symmetry here - Note father's equal eyeball freakiness, yet daughter on your right has her right eye about normal while the left eye is, well, freaky. Daughter on your left (viewer) has her left eye normal while her right eye is in freakiesville.

Very nice - fabulous composition (and I don't say Fabulous often).

[Jeff Higgins]

Durn for'ners...

[pwd72s]

they do turn into teenagers, you know...

[livi]

What you all talking about ??

That shot was the most normal looking pic I could find in the family album !!

The Freaky Eyes Syndrome is a dominantly inherited trait - obviously on their fathers side. Blue-tongue-itis affects children who try to dupe their fathers to give them more money. Its arguably a heritage from their mothers.

[LeeH]

Caption contest anyone???

[Porsche-O-Phile]

What in the heck you been feeding your younger one?

[HardDrive]

Yikes. You Swedes look a bit like us Finns.

[svandamme]

Originally posted by HardDrive
Yikes. You Swedes look a bit like us Finns.

from what i hear, the difference is you guys run around naked a lot ???although i presume not when in Seattle.

[livi]

Yes, we practice a bit of Finnish traditions in Sweden. The freaky faces stems from us being punished by mom for insubordination. She has just brought forth the birch branch to administer a good spanking. I always try to get the better part of it myself, kind of enjoying it.

[jdm61]

Originally posted by livi
Yes, we practice a bit of Finnish traditions in Sweden. The freaky faces stems from us being punished by mom for insubordination. She has just brought forth the birch branch to administer a good spanking. I always try to get the better part of it myself, kind of enjoying it.

LMAO....don't the Russians do that birch branch flagellation thing for fun or alleged health reasons? You have MORE than two girls? I guess the Porsche is compensation for your coming loss of sanity when they become teenagers and inablilty to EVER get into the bathroom in the morning, right? You need to move to the southern US so you can buy a nice collection of big bore handguns and large Bowie knives to show the boys when they come over to pick up your girls for dates.....lol

[jdm61]

Originally posted by svandamme
from what i hear, the difference is you guys run around naked a lot ???although i presume not when in Seattle.

You never know in Seattle.....depends on how much coffee they get in their system.

[Flatbutt1]

Livi, seriously they are a couple of cuties. Clearly get that from their mom. Enjoy! Because soon enough they are going to teach you the meaning of TRUE terror.(only the dads of daughters know what I mean)