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Talking FUNNIEST PELICAN POSTS of all time..............

My F.P.O.A.T. award goes to this one:
streeling wheel vibetion

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"vibetion on the strelling wheel went the tire hit small bump"
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Old 09-04-2006, 06:13 PM
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The response is pure comedy gold!

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Wellbuh Ibuh tink the vibashun done affected yubba mouf.
Hang on looser to the strelling weel ;-)
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Gererator, heculiner on the hootus, a certain person's saga of engagement-marriage-and divorce, plenty of classics here but that is a good one for sure.
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Meh. Not even close. Do a general search for "Alina"
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Originally posted by alina944
mr z-ma you are BIG PIECE OF ****TT , MOTHER ****KKER YOU WANT A PERSONAL ATTACT MOTHER ****KER THIS IS FOR YOU , WAHT A ASS HOLL\E YOU REA TRY TO PUNISH ME WHEN EVERYBODY ATTACT ME , LOOK MRS NINOR , why you don't warng him probably because you a a bigg gay and **** with mr NYNOR IN every reunium inthe back of the white trash 944 he owns ,
NOW IF YOU WILL LIKE TO PUNISH ME DO IT YOU A A REASON NOW MOTHER FOKKKER!!!!!!!!!!!I CLEAR ALL MY QUESTION A THIS POINT I WILL SELL THE CRAPY 944 A BUY A M3 BMW THIS WILL ROCK,,,,,,,THANKS FOR NOTHING PEDOSSO DE MIERDA , ERES TU Y TODOS IN ESTO FORUM UNOS GRANDE MORIQUENOS HIJOS DE UNOS MUY GRANDE PUTA, PUTTEN FUTTEN FORTE !!!SUSPULA LA MEA PULA, TE FARE UN CAZZO IN LORO CULO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

now that was good stuff.
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"...best to leave the arms off until you're sure it will park properly, so you don't run the wipers over your hood."
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here's my vote
Just cut my sack.
Dave, nice repost of a past thread. I couldn't belive that I missed it but still LMAO. That has my vote.
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Quote:
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LOL

Originally posted by alina944
mr z-ma you are BIG PIECE OF ****TT , MOTHER ****KKER YOU WANT A PERSONAL ATTACT MOTHER ****KER THIS IS FOR YOU , WAHT A ASS HOLL\E YOU REA TRY TO PUNISH ME WHEN EVERYBODY ATTACT ME , LOOK MRS NINOR , why you don't warng him probably because you a a bigg gay and **** with mr NYNOR IN every reunium inthe back of the white trash 944 he owns ,
NOW IF YOU WILL LIKE TO PUNISH ME DO IT YOU A A REASON NOW MOTHER FOKKKER!!!!!!!!!!!I CLEAR ALL MY QUESTION A THIS POINT I WILL SELL THE CRAPY 944 A BUY A M3 BMW THIS WILL ROCK,,,,,,,THANKS FOR NOTHING PEDOSSO DE MIERDA , ERES TU Y TODOS IN ESTO FORUM UNOS GRANDE MORIQUENOS HIJOS DE UNOS MUY GRANDE PUTA, PUTTEN FUTTEN FORTE !!!SUSPULA LA MEA PULA, TE FARE UN CAZZO IN LORO CULO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

now that was good stuff.
That gets my vote too! BTW: Not only is this troll's English terrible, when I attempted to "Babel Fish" the Spanish portions, nearly half the words could not be translated.

And after that post, she wondered why she was banned. Geez - I have no idea why....

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I liked the post by the kid who had a hella-sweet car and put Armor-all on his tires (including the treads). Made his tires "jet fokkin' black". He took the car out for a drive and wrecked it. Traction issues.
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what ab the one that washed his engine, including the "inside" by pulling the plugs?

sometimes i find it hard to believe that it's real...
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Who was the pelican who built the erector set with casters under his front pan, so he wouldn't scrape on the driveway? He took the ribbing in stride, if I recall.
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Who was the pelican who built the erector set with casters under his front pan, so he wouldn't scrape on the driveway? He took the ribbing in stride, if I recall.
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what ab the one that washed his engine, including the "inside" by pulling the plugs?

sometimes i find it hard to believe that it's real...
That was a dude on a VW or Honda board IIRC
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I remember a kid on a Neon SRT forum who was sick of waiting for all the oil to drain out of his pan during an oil change, so he decided to drain the oil with the engine running, in order to speed things up...
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