The best single Seinfeld episode?

[}{arlequin]

puffy jacket?

[Jim Richards]

Is there a bad Seinfeld episode? I can't think of one.

[gprsh924]

"I'll sniff out a deal. I have a sixth sense."
"Cheapness is not a sense."

[bryanthompson]

"Helloooooooooo"

and

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

[Jim Richards]

As my ass was dragging this afternoon at work, I couldn't help but think of the episode where George has a guy modify his desk into a place to sleep at work. Only mistake he made was the cheap "ticking" alarm clock. Enter the bomb squad.

[Scooter]

Soup Nazi is the best, but I also like:

When Kramer gets an intern from New York University (NYU) who is supposed to be working for "Kramerica Industries", but he really ends up "mending chicken wire", "having high tea with Newman" and setting up lunch appointments with Jerry at the Coffee Shop. Darren the intern becomes so loyal to "Kramerica" that he even continues on as Kramer's assistant after the internship is revoked by the university - - but later Kramer announces he "is going away for a very long time" after the failed oil ball invention.

Everyone needs an intern!

[gprsh924]

its just business as usual at Kramerica

[Dave L]

Originally posted by charlesbahn
"If you know the name of the movie you want to see, press 1 now"

444-FILK

"why dont you just tell me the name of you movie you would like to see"

[Scooter]

My wife likes the episode with the gay guys stealing the amoire from Kramer. She also likes the episode where Jerry stole the marble-rye from the old lady.

[nostatic]

I've watched a few episodes, and to me it is just annoying. I can think of about 20-30 shows that are funnier (to *me*), but then again I seem to be an outlyer...

[cantdrv55]

"What kind of person doesn't like ponies?"

[1967 R50/2]

"There had to be a second spitter...by the gravely road!"

[Gooch1971]

Don't forget the one where Kramer brings in "Cubans" that are actually Dominican. Without work to do rolling cigars for Kramer they turn into Communists. Jerry gets them a job at "Magic Pan" rolling crepes but they roll them too tight and start squirting everyone with hot filling.

or

George hatches the elaborate plan to save the Frogger game on which he has the high score. He gets it to the curb and tries to move it across the street through traffic proclaiming he has trained his whole life for this moment. He leaps out of the way as a semi destroys the game ...

GAME OVER!

[sand_man]

Little Jerry Seinfeld...the cockfighter!

[charlesbahn]

"I smell cannaloni..."

[dbraunsr]

You double-dipped that chip.
It's like putting your whole mouth....

[jorian]

The one where Kramer and Neuman go to a ball game and get spit on by Kieth Hernandez. Seinfeld turns into a modern adaptation of the magic bullet from the grassy knoll. Brilliant stuff. Hard to picka single best - so many good ones.