How to save the airlines. . .

[Porsche-O-Phile]

How to save the airlines.........


Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in
the first place. Replace all the female flight
attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell
- the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the
loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol
sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.



And, of course, every businessman in this country
would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.



Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't
need a salary, thus saving even more money. Hell, I
suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the
women for working and have them kick back 20% of the
tips.



Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear
of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a
screeching halt, and the airline industry would see
record revenues. This is definitely a win-win
situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity
to turn a liability into an asset.



Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still
have to do everything myself?



Sincerely,



Bill Clinton

[bryanthompson]

even reasonably attractive flight attendants would be a welcome change. I'm sick of seeing fatties & angry old women when I fly. Maybe it's just Northwest...?

[Joeaksa]

Bryant,

No, its most of the American airlines. I flew British Airways this last journey and while there are some FA's my age, there are not many and they are very friendly. Not anything like our airlines and they do a very good job of serving the pax.

Edit, if you really want service, try one of the Asian airlines like Cathay Pacific. Nothing like it these days with our airlines.