The next big thing - bumper piercings

[JeremyD]

Yes, you heard it here first -

Probably would look best on those 964 bumpers...

[Porsche-O-Phile]

It'll be funny when bubba hooks up a tow cable to those things and ripts the bumper off.

[Par911]

Sweet, it also works as a tow hook!

[Oh Haha]

or in some cases, a ho hook?




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA











C'mon, laugh with me guys. You know that was funny.

[red-beard]

and now!!!!





Not enough? How about:



Or the favorite

[Oh Haha]

Glad I don't need to show that I am a man by showing a fake set of goonies off my truck.

Besides, my wife keeps 'em in her purse for me.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

If you have to advertise how masculine you are by putting a set of balls on your truck, you're obviously pretty insecure.

It's kind of like I told my boss the other day (after one of those "we need to all pull together as a team" pep talks) "umm. . . if someone has to TELL you you're part of a team, you're not a team".

[Mr_Wizard]

WTF????

[onlycafe]

snip off the balls and replace them with a douchebag.
see how long it takes for the owner to notice the swap.

[widebody911]

Now there's a shark about to be jumped...

[pbs911]

[Superman]

Originally posted by Porsche-O-Phile
If you have to advertise how masculine you are by putting a set of balls on your truck, you're obviously pretty insecure.

You know I apologize in advance if I offend someone here, and I'll admit freely that I have at least a couple of different kinds of aversions to those folks who have to drive themselves and their briefcase around in a three-ton, eight foot high, twenty-one foot long penis extension.

When one of those gigantic, jacked-up, supercab 4WD pulls up with bulls balls hanging from the trailer hitch, and a little five-foot 140-lb fella hops down from the cockpit, I just giggle a bit.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

"The bigger the truck, the smaller the penis" as the saying goes. . .

[red-beard]

Several years back, in my ski club in San Diego, we went out for pizza after a meeting. I was in my 914/6 and this girl is giving me a hard time about: "What's the matter, have a little dick?"

I looked her straight in the eye and said: "no no no. You use a Porsche to make up for your looks. The guys with the big trucks have the small dicks."

She immediately turns to the guy on the other side of her and says: "Oh! You have one of those big trucks, right?"

[serge944]

YAWN. Cliche. People say all you Porsche owners have small dicks too...

[widebody911]

Originally posted by serge944
YAWN. Cliche. People say all you Porsche owners have small dicks too...

87 325is // 90 legacy // 90 200 turbo quattro avant

I'd rather have a small one than none at all...

[M.D. Holloway]

Originally posted by serge944
YAWN. Cliche. People say all you Porsche owners have small dicks too...

put it in the right spot and they will wish it was smaller!

[serge944]

...so thats why they call you the lube master.