I have a small Johnson....
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Not sure about IQ's, but yes Chinese have tiny little pencil d___s. And that's not racist, that's merely being descriptive. I played competitive squash in Asia for many years so know whereof I speak. But don't take my word for it. Ask any single caucasian women that's lived in Asia. Most of them don't last there for very long. Of course most of the caucasian guys do - and that in my view is the germ of a far more interesting topic.

Isn't squash sort of like tennis or racquetball? How did you get to play with their tiny pencil d___s in that game? Oh, never mind. :D

"It's not the size of the pencil, it's how big you write your name"...

"....yep, the water *IS* cold, and deep, too..."

It ain't big around, but it sure is short.

Can't resist:

Hung like Einstein, smart as a horse.

Thought it was "elbow to wrist", I never had reason to doubt it.


:)

Sorta like "hung like a bull mosquito?"

My giant cock
 

Though I would post a pic of me and my giant cock.

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My IQ is more than my Johnson

98 and 90th percentile, respectively. 95th on girth.

Size matters. (If you're into no-dismount stuntwork) :D

I wish I could find the old old black and white power point "people" figures. One of my ex-girlfriends was the drummer in a band called "Size Matters!"

The band logo was an enlarged power point with two different figures pointing towards another powerpoint guy who looks very dejected.

Correct. There seems to be no relationship. My feet are not frighteningly large.

I win. I'm very popular.

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I have carney hands, I can't palm a basketball. I'm 6'1", and wear size 11 shoes. My wife complains about me frequently hitting the backstop.

I may be a honky, but I'm hung like a donkey.

wasn't it the size of your nose ?

most women will tell you that size does not matter,

but it actually does.........

however, providing yo see to there needs then its cool, whats important to a women (and in no particular order)

1> that you CHERISH them
2> that you are clean and smell nice
3> well groomed (teeth, nails and hair)
4> you are smart (girls get well horny for a well dressed man)
5> you follow THERE cue's in bed (ie when they want loads of of foreplay or just a quick shaggg)
6> THEY ALWAYS COME FIRST <------------ IMPORTANT
7> If possible more than once
8> loads of hugs and Kisses and cuddles
9> they love you telling them nice things like (I love you/miss you etc)
10> be spontaneous, adventerous, exciting

and actually LASTLY, the size of your D--------K,

yes size is important, just like I like a well stacked women, but my GF has all the other qualities thatI love, like PLENTY OF JUNK IN THE TRUNK ;)

If yer good with your tongue, I don't think it matters to her :) Ooops, is that in-appropriate?