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jeffgrant 10-06-2006 04:20 AM

As Jeff Foxworthy says, you know what they say about a guy with big hands, and big feet, and big ears...

..he BETTER be packin' because that's one goofy looking guy!

David 10-06-2006 05:54 AM

"it's not how deep you fish but how you wiggle the worm"

notfarnow 10-06-2006 06:20 AM

Kinda related:

I had a small 3.5hp mercury outboard on my 22ft sailboat. I took it to the local outboard folks to have it tuned up, and was complaining about it being too small for my boat.

His response:
"It's OK to have a small Mercury, as long as you have a big Johnson!"

CJFusco 10-06-2006 06:32 AM

"No truth to hand size = your Johnson size"

A few nights ago I had some fun... let's just say that the girl had noticed that my hands weren't very big, and she was very impressed later on...

It is a huge myth.

widgeon13 10-06-2006 06:38 AM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1160141902.jpg

This thread is no good w/o pics!:cool: :cool:

pbs911 10-06-2006 07:15 AM

Date small women.

It's all a matter of perspective.

Brian 162 10-06-2006 07:23 AM

"It's not the size of the meat,It's the rythem and the beat"

rcm 10-06-2006 07:46 AM

A freind of mine:cool: , told me his new wife said this" Your a little short in the shi-la-ee (sp) but it's that leprachan magic in your tongue I enjoy the most":p


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