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cantdrv55 10-05-2006 08:49 AM

No truth to hand size = your Johnson size
 
I can palm a regulation NBA basketball (not WNBA either) but I'm no Shaqzilla. Maybe more like Mugsy Bogues or Spud Webb but that may be stretching it. Pardon the pun.

Slow Thursday. Know of any myths you can disprove?

jluetjen 10-05-2006 08:53 AM

That's because it's the foot size, not the hand size.

"The bigger the feet, the bigger the m..t"

Moses 10-05-2006 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jluetjen
That's because it's the foot size, not the hand size.

"The bigger the feet, the bigger the m..t"

Either way, I'm covered. :D

widebody911 10-05-2006 09:01 AM

I can 'palm' an regulation basketball with my thumb and pinky, and I wear a size 15 dress shoe, and a size 16 basketball shoe.

Yes, it's a myth... :)

cmccuist 10-05-2006 09:05 AM

You know what they say about a man with big shoes?


Big feet.

Moses 10-05-2006 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by widebody911

Yes, it's a myth... :)

Damn, Thom. Don't kill the legend. ;)

ronin 10-05-2006 09:10 AM

yup, it's a myth. I only wear size 10.5s and have surgeon's hands, but dayumm... :eek:

:D

Porsche-O-Phile 10-05-2006 09:12 AM

"Bozo the Clown".

There.

Myth busted.

ronin 10-05-2006 09:21 AM

so you're saying you've seen Bozo naked??? :eek:

:p

dhoward 10-05-2006 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ronin
so you're saying you've seen Bozo naked??? :eek:

:p

"Do you like movies about gladiators?"

widebody911 10-05-2006 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Porsche-O-Phile
"Bozo the Clown".
Remind me not to send my kids to your kid's birthday parties...

Moses 10-05-2006 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ronin
yup, it's a myth. I only wear size 10.5s and have surgeon's hands, but dayumm... :eek:

:D

More than a handfull is a waste... :D :D :D

craigster59 10-05-2006 09:45 AM

As long as "it" can reach from me to her....

chibone_914 10-05-2006 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moses
More than a handfull is a waste... :D :D :D
Not according to my wife........

Aurel 10-05-2006 10:35 AM

Do black guys have bigger johnsons but smaller IQs than chinese guys *in general* ?

Aurel

pwd72s 10-05-2006 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aurel
Do black guys have bigger johnsons but smaller IQs than chinese guys *in general* ?

Aurel

I dunno, is it true that racist comments get you in trouble here?
Are blondes dumb? And, oh...MINE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!

Aurel 10-05-2006 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pwd72s
I dunno, is it true that racist comments get you in trouble here?
Are blondes dumb? And, oh...MINE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!

It was a question, not a comment. Your implication that it was a racist comment is totally unfunded, because neither the size of the Johnson or the IQ are a measure of the value, superiority or inferiority of human beings. The fact that such differences exist amongst races does not imply anything else than being merely a fact. Ignoring it is trying to be stupidly politically correct about something that is not an issue to start with. Your Johnson is probalbly bigger than mine, and your IQ smaller. No big deal (But mine works probably better too :)) .

Aurel

Porsche-O-Phile 10-05-2006 11:25 AM

How'dja like that visual anyway? :p

Moses 10-05-2006 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moses
More than a handfull is a waste... :D :D :D
Quote:

Originally posted by chibone_914
Not according to my wife........
(that was a masturbation joke...) :)

Jeff Higgins 10-05-2006 11:29 AM

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of fight in the dog..."


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