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red-beard · red-beard's Garage

Why is it that when ever there is a gay couple for gay marriage pictured, they are never ever hot?

I mean, they could be cousins of Janet Reno!

arcsine · 10-25-2006, 03:35 PM

How many heterosexual couples could post wedding pictures and others would think of them as "hot"?

Jeff Higgins · 10-25-2006, 07:04 PM

Looks like a man and a woman to me.

My wife told me about her adventures with the dykes from hell the other morning. She was getting some service work done on her Subaru and a lesbian couple, at least in their mid-fifties and as ugly as the day is long, were in the waiting room with her. They were fawning over each other, making googly-eyes, and eventually kissing and carresing. There was another married couple there, about the same age. The guy was reading the paper and the lady was on her laptop; not even looking at each other. The guy finally told these two to "get a room" and all hell broke loose. These two were confrontational bordering on violent. Fortunately, the service tech came right out and told them their car was done, and they needed to move it as they were short on space. So why do these bytches have to be so damn militant about it? It seems their militance is proportionate to their age and ugliness. Anyway, my wife and the other couple eventually had a good chuckle over it. Turns out they had been married about as long as we have, 20-some odd years. And they felt no need to fondle and make out in the waiting room, making whatever "statement" was to be made.

juanbenae · juanbenae's Garage

they look like romanian ladies.

Jims5543 · 10-26-2006, 03:45 AM

A mom and pop company I worked at for 12 years had their lesbian daughter as a receptionist.

We had many interesting conversations and over the 12 years I was there saw her switch mates about 4 times.

I asked her flat out once why is it, if they do not like men do they try so hard to look like them? She could not give me an answer.

The drama riveled 16 year olds on high school dating.

She once bought a house with her lover. They had it built. Then after about 3 years she came home to find all her stuff moved out of the master bedroom and into one of the other rooms. The lover had moved in a new girlfriend and informed the now ex-girlfriend they were not an item anymore and that she was to live in the front room.

Try that one with your wife.