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Yes, without this device your fuel system is hopelessly gay. Gasoline just twirling and swirling all the way to the big bad piston that pushes and pushes and pushes until that gay gas just explodes with passion.
there's something disturbing about this post coming from someone names "rammstein."

Old 10-30-2006, 09:11 AM
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(but frogs make terrible fuel sources).
Not true, they work great for Renaults and Citroens.
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I had an embarassing problem that I was too shy to bring to a doctor. I installed one of these, and now it doesn't burn when I pee.
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Oooohh... so it could actually levitate that naughty fuel? Oh snizzzap, that sounds sexual
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I've been running a 10,000G (1T) electromagnet on my 911. My dash clock is always wrong, and my mileage has not improved. However, do have the only mag-lev 911 on my block.
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So my wife asked my where the hell I got that magnetic belt that I wore to bed last night, and just what the hell I thought I was going to do with it...
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Yes, without this device your fuel system is hopelessly gay. Gasoline just twirling and swirling all the way to the big bad piston that pushes and pushes and pushes until that gay gas just explodes with passion.
Obviously, we've got to put large magnets around every gas pump, we can't have gay gas being "hosed" into everyone's tank.
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What am I missing

Lets' see... One Gererator, one Tecnoairclean, one Skycar and one Turbomag. My retirement investment portfolio is lean but man oh man is it mean!! Am I missing anything?
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Yes, you are missing the Retroencabulator.
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See, its true. This proves it.
This is absolutely preposterous! Everybody knows that fuel molecules are actually green and grey!
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coasting downhill i can get 58 mpg.
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more performance related question ..but...

Larger air filter or better Cold air induction??

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