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Dumb things boyfriends say
"I do"
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D'oh!
I saw the title and I was going to write: "Will you marry me?"
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12-14-2006, 06:47 AM
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To my girlfriend's friend whom I had just met:
"when are you due?" i yi yi
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12-14-2006, 06:48 AM
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"I'll fix your car"
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12-14-2006, 06:54 AM
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"No, that dress doesn't make you look fat; it's your big ass that makes you look fat"
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"I'm not sure if I'm pronouncing this correctly, but I believe it's menage a trois."
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12-14-2006, 07:05 AM
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12-14-2006, 07:11 AM
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Actually no I have had better.
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12-14-2006, 08:16 AM
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"My last grilfriend..."
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12-14-2006, 08:35 AM
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Damn yeah just like that Aimee--Laurie! Sorry Laurie...........
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12-14-2006, 08:40 AM
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"quit hoggin the bed, Gumby" ...she was a tall one and this nickname did not take well at all
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12-14-2006, 08:58 AM
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"No, I'd never consider doing anything with your sister".
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12-14-2006, 09:01 AM
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What part of it did I like best? " The part where you moved"
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12-14-2006, 09:37 AM
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Try humming a little....
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12-14-2006, 09:52 AM
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Actually it is something we don't say...
It's the loooooong pause before you say. "uh, no... she's not prettier than you"
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12-14-2006, 09:57 AM
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12-14-2006, 10:29 AM
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If you rub it in, it'll make them grow.
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12-14-2006, 11:18 AM
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Just let me put it in for a minute.
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Gary Fisher 29er 2019 Kia Stinger 2.0t gone 1995 Miata Sold 1984 944 Sold I am not lost for I know where I am, however where I am is lost. - Winnie the poo. |
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12-14-2006, 12:18 PM
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"If i wanted your opinion i'd have taken my c*ck out of your mouth."
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12-14-2006, 12:21 PM
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