:D

Aaah, the old "Mike Tyson" defense... :>)

Mike

"There are evil men EVERYWHERE!"

EVERYWHERE? :eek:

Once again you all post examples that are not true. Those examples, while diverse in location, source, and time period, are all just wrong. Further, it is common knowledge that Messrs Patton and Churchill are simply tools of the Main Stream Media.

I have encountered True Islam in Grocery Stores and Bars. I confidently await the Arrival of True Islam - soon it will rise up from the Most Sincere Mosque, and distribute Truth to all the true-believing girls and boys. Mark my words, because you're all wrong and I'm totally right. Repent and convert now (or I'll totally whine some more and curse a lot).

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Gee, whose input are we missing so far?

My first wife tried to jam a handle from a hair brush up my butt without my permission, could I get her on attempted rape?

dtw,
You forgot a few things:

- Man pigs exist everywhere
- Timothy McVeigh and David Koresh weren't Muslims
- A Muslim couple was spotted at the mall and the woman wasn't being beaten

But he's covered the pumpkin issue, quite handily.

Thereby proving islam is a religion of peace....?

As far as you know that 'muslim couple' at the mall was only scoping out the best place to plant hand grenades. Like THIS muslim was:

"Man plans to blow up mall"
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061208/ap_on_re_us/terror_arrest

Yep. We got it ALL wrong...

For the record i have nothing against muslims per se. One of the mods at my board is a muslim convert, and recently spent a few days as a guest in my home. But that does not mean i delude myself into thinking that there are not millions of muslims that would saw my living head off if they got their hands on me for even a second.

that is so funny on so many levels, I can't stop laughing

Oh come on... you know you were asking for it.

Mike was one of the originals;

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1. Yes, EVERYWHERE. Sleep with one eye open - or as Mike has demonstrated, sleep on your back.
2. No, they were both Christians - who, as has been so lucidly proven, are far more evil than ROPers (my new favorite acronym). And watch out for those conniving Jooooooooooooooz!
3. Nope, but I bet she fell down the stairs later...

This thread just doesn't seem....complete.

It's like a South Park where Kenny doesn't die.

Yes but not after the second time she did it and you did not call 911.

Where is the great pumpkin? This thread feels so empty for some reason....

OK, I give up: ROPer(?):confused:

Religion Of Peace-er

being Muslim is becoming trendy.

I've done worse to get laid :)