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Rot 911 12-20-2006 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
My first wife tried to jam a handle from a hair brush up my butt without my permission, could I get her on attempted rape?
Nope, but she could be charged with sodomy.

dhoward 12-20-2006 07:56 AM

"It's all about the lube."

Hugh R 12-20-2006 08:35 AM

I'm beginning to like the Texas way of thinking more and more. You mess with my women, I kill you.

dhoward 12-20-2006 11:05 AM

Oh.
I though you were talking about the hairbrush...
:eek:

Isabo 12-20-2006 11:19 AM

Hairbrush? Simply an instrument of husband attitude adjustment;)

dhoward 12-20-2006 11:28 AM

Altitude?

Moneyguy1 12-20-2006 11:36 AM

Just thank Allah she used the handle end.......

Isabo 12-20-2006 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dhoward
Altitude?
Definitely funnier as altitude;)

Flatbutt1 12-20-2006 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moneyguy1
Just thank Allah she used the handle end.......
:eek:

KFC911 12-21-2006 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
My first wife tried to jam a handle from a hair brush up my butt without my permission...
And from that day forward back in '77, Mike has been known as "LubeMaster"...:)


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