ROPers raping their way into Europe

[Rot 911]

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
My first wife tried to jam a handle from a hair brush up my butt without my permission, could I get her on attempted rape?

Nope, but she could be charged with sodomy.

[dhoward]

"It's all about the lube."

[Hugh R]

I'm beginning to like the Texas way of thinking more and more. You mess with my women, I kill you.

[dhoward]

Oh.
I though you were talking about the hairbrush...

[Isabo]

Hairbrush? Simply an instrument of husband attitude adjustment

[dhoward]

Altitude?

[Moneyguy1]

Just thank Allah she used the handle end.......

[Isabo]

Originally posted by dhoward
Altitude?

Definitely funnier as altitude

[Flatbutt1]

Originally posted by Moneyguy1
Just thank Allah she used the handle end.......

[KFC911]

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
My first wife tried to jam a handle from a hair brush up my butt without my permission...

And from that day forward back in '77, Mike has been known as "LubeMaster"...