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Can you believe the extreme "alternate reality" take that "24" is employing this season? Terrorist attacks happening all over the country every day, concentration camps on US soil, nuclear warheads being detonated in L.A.... what's next? Jack must fight the zombie holocaust?!? I like the change. For years, CTU had been JUST BARELY stopping terrorists... now the terrorists are doing some damage. Ironically, I think "24" needed to go extreme in order to preserve believability, if you catch my meaning.
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i really loved seeing jack go "lost boys" on his captor. and having kumaar as a terrorist, priceless. it keeps getting better and better.
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when I watch TV and movies with my brother, we tend to give them the MST3K treatment; "24" is one of my favorites to do this to, because it is SO over the top, yet still a blast to watch.
Needless to say, there were LOST BOYS cracks made during Sunday's episode.
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50 fun facts about jack bauer -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Myers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice. 2. You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink. 3. If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life. 4. Upon hearing that he was played by Keifer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man. 5. Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive. 6. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. 7. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas. 8. Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer. 9. Every time you masturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not because you masturbated, but because that is how often Jack Bauer kills terrorists. 10. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight. 11. Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. 12. Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact. 13. Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away. 14. Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men. 15. Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you. 16. Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alerted. 17. When life gives Jack Bauer lemons he uses them to kill terrorists. 18. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out. 19. Jack Bauer has the ability to smell sounds. 20. Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30. 21. Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry. 22. Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better f**king do it. 23. The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun. 24. Jack Bauer can beat the gay out of Elton John. 25. No man has ever used the phrase, "Jack Bauer is a pussy" in a sentence and lived to tel... 26. People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer. 27. Jack Bauer helped U-2 find what they were looking for. 28. It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent. 29. The real reason the Army ditched the "Army of One" campaign? Jack Bauer sued for copyright infringement. 30. Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy. 31. Jack Bauer doesn't urinate or defecate. He secretes waste through his pores as two chemicals which can be combined to create napalm. 32. That cougar that stalked his daughter Kim was actually Jack Bauer's pet cat. Jack used his Beastmaster powers to keep an eye on Kim and to keep her in line through fear. 33. The only reason terrorists keep attacking LA is so they can meet Jack Bauer. 34. The ancient Chinese built the Great Wall of China not to repel the Mongols, but rather to repel Jack Bauer. It failed when he attacked over the Himalayas. 35. His partner Chase wasn't actually in any danger from that terrorist virus. Jack Bauer just cut off his hand because that's how he warns all of Kim's boyfriends. 36. Jack Bauer creates an "airtight perimeter" by yelling at the air and calling it a pussy until it gets its **** together and falls in line. 37. Jack Bauer parts LA traffic with his enormous member. That's why he can reach anywhere in the city in the span of a commercial break. 38. The reason CTU's superiors are called "Division" is because Jack Bauer broke their building in half in a fit of rage because they couldn't at least bring him a godamn sandwich in 24 hours. 39. Jack Bauer actually finishes every mission in under five minutes. The 24 hours is just creative editing. 40. CTU stands for Jack F*cking Bauer. 41. God rested on the 7th day. Jack Bauer will be spending his 7th day working his usual triple shift without sleep. Lazy ass God. 42. Jack Bauer would have gotten the ring to Mordor in 24 hours. 43. GI Joe plays with a Jack Bauer action figure. 44. Once a year, Jack Bauer kills and eats an entire blue whale. This is why he is never seen having lunch. 45. If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out. 46. If Jack Bauer crawls out of an air-conditioning duct and sees his shadow, it means that there will be 24 more hours of terrorists getting s***-hammered. 47. Under intense interrogation by Jack Bauer, the fifth dentist cracked and admitted he recommends Trident for his patients who chew gum. 48. On Jack Bauer's say-so, the film Gigli would cease sucking. 49. If you know something Jack Bauer doesn't, chances are you don't have any fingers left. 50. Guns don't kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
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Who would win in a fight "jack" or "chuck"
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jack. chuck is a wimp by comparison
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Why does the President whisper when he talks?
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"24" is just following Tom Clancey's lead, not a bad thing for entertainment.
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Just when you think Jack has shown you all the way he can kill - he bites a dude in the juglar (sp?) - awesome
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The last few nights were the first time I've watched it. Parts were cool, parts were STUPID. But its Hollywood. I'll watch again.
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I like the new emotional struggle Jack seems to be going through
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I've never seen this show. Should I do the first (or other) season first?
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Watch the most current and once your hooked you will watch all of them. They are on DVD. I think Best Buy just started selling episode 1-4 of this season today.
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start with season 4, then 5, then catch up in the current one. there is some "history" but I actually started with 5,, then 4, and it was fine. each season is pretty self contained.
It is not a perfect show, but the writing is quite ballsy...they routinely kill off main characters and take a lot of chances. Sometimes it doesn't work and it often is over the top...but they usually hit things pretty well and you're worn out after an episode. When you get it on dvd, you can watch episodes back to back. It is so good, I went through the entire season in 4 days (average of 6 episodes a day). |
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One thing I have noticed this season is a bunch more ads. There were always Fox Nexs ads but now Nextel is in on it and that butt ugly Toyota Yaris. There are a couple more that escape me now. Why couldn't they hijack a sweet 911 when they have to chase someone.
Could you beleive Jack shot Curtis? My wife let out a scream when he did it. I just said "cool".
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Anyone having luck finding a CTU ringtone? I found one but it sucks.
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Just search for Cisco ring tone
That is the kind of phone they are using. You might have to try a couple different ones.
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