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PS It was a St. Louis girl I posted about in the "other" thread! Nicest gal in the world and tiger in bed. She was riding her horse years ago and it ran in front of a truck and was killed. Otherwise we might be married now. JEB RIP.
Joe,

For the love of god. I have met you and I thought you were cool. But when you say stuff like "a$$ sex" and getting it on with all these women and all that kind of crap. All I can think about is my parents having sex. It makes me shudder and want to vomit. Really, there is nothing sexy in hearing about a 50 year old guy getting some. Sorry.

Old 01-31-2007, 01:36 PM
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So I guess you don't want to hear about how my 83 year ol Dad is giving to a 50 yr old women these days?
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Hey, when my Dad came to visit this past Christmas, he started hitting on my Mother-in-law. Dad's 74 and Mom-in-law is 72. I had to take some Pepto to keep from throwing up.
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Shes pretty cool, and pretty darn good looking, little bit of a thing, kinda earthy crunchy. I even think she smokes pot! She has a PhD in Psychology from Cornell and does yoga which my ol Man says makes her real bendy!
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She has a PhD in Psychology
Why Lubby U have found a Thearpist and its even in the family...U a$$ slappin, butt bangin SOB....
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Prehaps if we lived closer, bit of a haul and this isn't something you can do over the phone or via e-mail.
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just read your moan about CC not owning a Porsche and cussing- thread..

twice allready in previous threads, where you came to the thread only to badger me and tellign others how they should deal with me posting an opinion... and ultimately in those threads you ended up insulting me directly,

so yes, i do think your a crybaby Joe...
you have 2 tactics so far for getting your way
1 to bully and insult
2 be a cry baby

This is a Porsche forum. You OWN a Porsche, she does not.

I did post in several forums where you had posted. I told the truth and if that was an insult to you, then so be it. You do not like anyone who is an American who is not a liberal tree hugger, which many of us here are not. I could say that the sun raises in the East and you would argue against it, as would the crazy chick.

For that reason I could care less what you say but I have to laugh at your post here. You are doing the same thing that you try to make problems with me for. Look in the mirror then ask yourself how you are different?
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Shes pretty cool, and pretty darn good looking, little bit of a thing, kinda earthy crunchy. I even think she smokes pot! She has a PhD in Psychology from Cornell and does yoga which my ol Man says makes her real bendy!
You reading my eHarmony ad?

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Joe,

For the love of god. I have met you and I thought you were cool. But when you say stuff like "a$$ sex" and getting it on with all these women and all that kind of crap. All I can think about is my parents having sex. It makes me shudder and want to vomit. Really, there is nothing sexy in hearing about a 50 year old guy getting some. Sorry.
Slak,

For the love of God, do you think that my dick falls off at age 35 or what? Do you think that a ladies snatch is stiched up at age 35 and they knit or play bingo the rest of their lives?

People have sex until they die and the sooner you realize it, the better you will be. Closing your eyes and trying to hide it from yourself is hurting only you.

After a woman hits menopause in their late 40's or early 50's they cannot get pregnant and many of them have sex much more often than before. Wake up and smell the panties, this is reality not what you have thought happens. The old farts in the rest homes are not there playing bingo all the time, they are hopping in the sack and having fun as well.

You also might realize that I was not out chasing other men when this happened, it was a very nice young lady who introduced all of us to this. Some of them like it otherwise they would not ask us guys to do it with them.

It takes all kinds in life. All of those who choose to put their blinders on and refuse to admit that this goes on is just hurting themselves.
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Joe, at this point, you look like nothing but a bitter, angry man....
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This is a Porsche forum. You OWN a Porsche, she does not.

allow me to correct you on a few simple facts
this is a BBS
the BBS contains many forums
around 26 are directly Porsche related
about 20 are directly BMW related
there is also a Merc, a VW/AUDI, a Volvo and a Saab forum

and there are 2 OT forums, one under the Bimmer section
1 under the Misc section

Wayne did not setup an OT under the Porsche section
this OT, is Misc

No Porsche required. perhaps you could ask Wayne to revise the "requirements" but untill that time, it's irrelevant wether anyone here owns a Porsche.


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I did post in several forums where you had posted. I told the truth and if that was an insult to you, then so be it. You do not like anyone who is an American who is not a liberal tree hugger, which many of us here are not. I could say that the sun raises in the East and you would argue against it, as would the crazy chick.
that's nonsense, i do not argue everything against whatever
on some points i'll even take the conservative side, i've even had a very heated discusstion with CC once, where i was definately not the liberal hippie that argues against all things conservative in the US...but you just care to see the things that make you foam at the mouth and bring up irrelevant stuff like Belgiums history in WW1 and WW2 in a negative way, easely dissing many Belgians that did make contributions to both Wars, including my grandfathers brother who kept Spitfires in the air during the Battle of Britain ( you didn't name him , but you dissed all Belgians during both Wars and dissed our efforts)

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For that reason I could care less what you say but I have to laugh at your post here. You are doing the same thing that you try to make problems with me for. Look in the mirror then ask yourself how you are different?
i am very different, i do not insult anybody like you insulted me

am i making problems with for you? how so? by reminding you of your insults directed at me, by explaining that owning a Porsche is irrelevant in OT , since Wayne himself positioned OT in misch and not under the Porsche section?


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Nice comment coming from our village idiot in Holland. Guess you forgot about WW2 huh?

this was the happy b-day mr president thread

did i call you a village idiot? ever?
note the irrelevant snip at WW2 again... out of context in that thread and simply used to make an invalid point that i have no right to speak because of WW2... last time i checked, Joe was not in it.. neither was i, so pointless to say the least

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This is a total waste of time trying to discuss anything with a wanker. Goodby...
the CNN combat hospital thread

did i call you a wanker? when did i do that?

are these the truths you speak of
the truth is that i'm the village idot and a wanker?
or anyone else for that matter?

please i beg you , find a post where i called anybody such insults

good luck finding them Joe
if you can find them then you can say
that i need to ask myself if i am that different...
and if you cannot find them then that will be because i AM different, i do NOT insult people like that, at least not when talking serious, at worst i would write such a thing with a smily face, for somebody i know and who knows i am joking
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For the love of God, do you think that my dick falls off at age 35 or what? Do you think that a ladies snatch is stiched up at age 35 and they knit or play bingo the rest of their lives?
...

EEwwww groossss man! I thought the only reason to have sex was for procreation. You're doing it for fun?! Decadent american kaffir (or whatever)...
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